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      10-31-2016, 02:50 PM   #41867
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Eh, they do that all the time on Instagram/SC anyway.
They do...but today they can't be called out for it...

Plus, it's in public too. Chick in Harley Quinn costume, who was ringing me up an hour ago, had me contemplating why she wore clothes in the first place.
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      10-31-2016, 02:58 PM   #41868
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Time to upgrade that iDevice! 30 pin connector? It's 2016 bro.
420 HP for your ///M2 my friend !

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      10-31-2016, 03:05 PM   #41869
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Halloween. One of the few days of a year where dressing like a skank is justifiable...
I'm wearing a strap-on on my forehead as a unicorn for when I pass out candy.
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      10-31-2016, 03:11 PM   #41870
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I'm wearing a strap-on on my forehead as a unicorn for when I pass out candy.
The kids won't have a clue. I assume you're going for the young moms?
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      10-31-2016, 03:17 PM   #41871
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The kids won't have a clue. I assume you're going for the young moms?
Hell yeah. Last year a bunch of them complimented my interior, going to ask them if they'd like to see the rest, then tie them up in the closet.
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Hell yeah. Last year a bunch of them complimented my interior, going to ask them if they'd like to see the rest, then tie them up in the closet.
Amateur. The cops always look in the closet first.
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      10-31-2016, 03:49 PM   #41873
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Amateur. The cops always look in the closet first.
Better they look there than in his trunk!
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      10-31-2016, 04:18 PM   #41874
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Better they look there than in his trunk!
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      10-31-2016, 04:25 PM   #41875
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Better they look there than in his trunk!
You can always play off a bag of lime and a shovel as doing some light gardening. No problem.
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Amateur. The cops always look in the closet first.
Well I dont have a basement so what else am I supposed to do, put them up in the guest room and serve them filet?? I have no other option!



Could chop them into pieces and mount the boobs on the wall like a trophy buck.
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      10-31-2016, 05:44 PM   #41877
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I'm wearing a strap-on on my forehead as a unicorn for when I pass out candy.
Is it black?
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      10-31-2016, 06:18 PM   #41878
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Axius don't you have room to park a van out back???


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Well I dont have a basement so what else am I supposed to do, put them up in the guest room and serve them filet?? I have no other option!



Could chop them into pieces and mount the boobs on the wall like a trophy buck.
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      10-31-2016, 08:16 PM   #41880
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I'm glad they decided to limit this model.
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I'm glad they decided to limit this model.
I think they need to make the badges a little bigger. I can't make out what kind of truck that is.
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      11-01-2016, 12:03 AM   #41884
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Was talking with the doorman at my building. Ended up grabbing dinner and having a conversation with a medical student for 3 hours.
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