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      10-20-2016, 08:50 PM   #397
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Booty also is on the agenda
You sir are correct as usual

never enough boobs, bullets,BOOTY or bacon

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I'll supply the booze. That tells you the extent of my commitment.

Just make certain there is room for the entire ticket. This can go sideways any minute.
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We are past that point. I will allow you to hand me all the booze then lock you out?
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I will bring the whores and cocaine!
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And you leave all your loyal supporters on the outside boozeless, broadless, cokeless, with one of those other 2 in control.
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can this so called country provide a standard issue AR to every citizen? or perhaps this is a rebel nation and we all get an AK? Either one I am cool with.
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Yes go to local gun store say I sent you, give a wink and wait.
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AKs for EVERYONE! Whether you had a good day or not!!
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We are past that point. I will allow you to hand me all the booze then lock you out?
I have a skeleton key for all doors. It's called Det-cord.
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I can send you home made experimental ammo, let me know if you live
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I didn't know that DEWs had ammo. Has your alien tech stopped working? If so, you may get kicked off the ticket.
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No I just find your weapons fun
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No AK's for everyone, or AR's for that matter. Too many stupid people. Everyone needs to take a background screening and answer a questionnaire as to whether they are clinically insane or an illegal immigrant.
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We can start them with tactical rocks?
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I will bring the whores and cocaine!
But 1MOREMOD will already be there...so....you're just bringing cocaine??



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No AK's for everyone, or AR's for that matter. Too many stupid people. Everyone needs to take a background screening and answer a questionnaire as to whether they are clinically insane or an illegal immigrant.
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We can start them with tactical rocks?
You don't realize how dangerous tactical rocks can be in skilled hands. Specifically hands that are unable to easily possess firearms thanks to an oppressive government. Ask me how I know. Ask a Canadian.

Then contrast that with the overwhelming majority of people in America who are terrible at shooting but are currently allowed a firearm. If you then provide such people with a firearm as wildly inaccurate as an AK, it would probably compound their stupidity to such a point where they'd actually take each other out while aiming at you, thus solving a major problem. It's a win win.

Therefore, as your head spin doctor, I think you should reconsider your position and issue everyone AK's. You would come off appearing generous, liberal and kind, meanwhile achieving your ultimate goals.
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By the way - do I have a pass into this bunker or am I left outside. Just want to know where I stand on this ticket.
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We're going with multiple bunkers in strategic locations. We don't want everyone to know where we will be at any given time.
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Without diverting into real politics, I admit I'm very curious to see how America votes today. Very curious indeed.
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