1MOREMOD - pro tips

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I was simultaneously insulting you for being immature and myself for being an old fuck. (maybe I am overthinking THIS too...)
But... I like your spirit. Was mostly raised by my Mom and sisters. Many of the men in my family were... not what we would want the standard-bearers for men to be. So, my "defender of the vagina" status comes from upbringing.

You are so mean!

But I know, you just keep me on my toes so I have to try and overthink your overthinking and come up with some witty shit.

And you know me, my mom was the important one, my real dad was just a standby and more of a liability. So it's good to get some great male advice from the internet.

(That actually wasn't sarcasm, this time).

jtodd_fl · 03-31-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You are so mean!

But I know, you just keep me on my toes so I have to try and overthink your overthinking and come up with some witty shit.

And you know me, my mom was the important one, my real dad was just a standby and more of a liability. So it's good to get some great male advice from the internet.

(That actually wasn't sarcasm, this time).

Thank you. I do appreciate that. Also, thank you for carefully avoiding saying that it is "good to find some good men on the Internet". That would have been awkward.

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thank you. I do appreciate that. Also, thank you for carefully avoiding saying that it is "good to find some good men on the Internet". That would have been awkward.

I KNEW you were gonna say that.

1MOREMOD · 03-31-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

What do I do when the admin girl that works for me is a solid 9/10 and her hips/ass/legs combo is 11/10? She's engaged and the rock on her finger is the size of the tip of a ballpoint pen. Need pro tips.

Move on already marked for kill. Don't need the drama.

upstatedoc · 04-03-2016, 08:10 AM

Why does maple syrup have to be refrigerated but honey does not?

1MOREMOD · 04-03-2016, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Why does maple syrup have to be refrigerated but honey does not?

Great, that's news to me i store both in pantry. No worries though I have prepared my body for germ warfare for years with exposure to unrefrigerated food and raw meat.

upstatedoc · 04-03-2016, 08:56 AM

Right here

1MOREMOD · 04-03-2016, 08:57 AM

I also can't read, or follow directions.

jtodd_fl · 04-03-2016, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I also can't read, or follow directions.

Mm... Wegman's. That is all.

1MOREMOD · 04-03-2016, 11:16 AM

Fyi my syrup says no refrigeration needed. Had french toast this am thanks wifey.

Verbiage · 04-03-2016, 02:14 PM

Mine too. No refrigeration. Just bought today. Pretty tasty!

Mywifes335 · 04-03-2016, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Mine too. No refrigeration. Just bought today. Pretty tasty!

Bro, that ain't real Maple syrup...that's why.

04-03-2016, 05:50 PM

What's your stage name?

jgoens · 04-03-2016, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Mine too. No refrigeration. Just bought today. Pretty tasty!

WTF? Sugar free vitamin fortified butter flavor. Have an O'Douls while your at it.

1MOREMOD · 04-03-2016, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Quincy

What's your stage name?

Dutch? Anton chigurh?

04-03-2016, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dutch? Anton chigurh?

That's one scary dude.

Nkc · 04-04-2016, 12:26 AM

I want to try a neck pad when I do squats but I don't want to smell like a vagina afterwards. What should I do?

Verbiage · 04-04-2016, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

WTF? Sugar free vitamin fortified butter flavor. Have an O'Douls while your at it.

H8ERRRRRZZZZZ.

jtodd_fl · 04-04-2016, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by jgoens

WTF? Sugar free vitamin fortified butter flavor. Have an O'Douls while your at it.

H8ERRRRRZZZZZ.

Probably have turkey bacon, too. Amirite, Axius ? (Seeking advice of bacon expert.)

Verbiage · 04-04-2016, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Probably have turkey bacon, too. Amirite, Axius ? (Seeking advice of bacon expert.)

It was actually regular, thick sliced bacon, and I immediately regretted buying it once the grease started flying.

Axius · 04-04-2016, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Probably have turkey bacon, too. Amirite, Axius ? (Seeking advice of bacon expert.)

Turkey bacon is for pussies and people who eat it don't deserve to walk on this earth. Same with those that do not eat bacon. They're in the same group.

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It was actually regular, thick sliced bacon, and I immediately regretted buying it once the grease started flying.

Regret buying bacon? Looks like you're out of my friend circle. So much for brother from another mother you liar.

1MOREMOD · 04-04-2016, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I want to try a neck pad when I do squats but I don't want to smell like a vagina afterwards. What should I do?

Build your own out of traps.

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1MOREMOD - 11809 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Fyi my syrup says no refrigeration needed. Had french toast this am thanks wifey.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3628 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Mine too. No refrigeration. Just bought today. Pretty tasty! Attached Images __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Nkc NOOB 1604 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	I want to try a neck pad when I do squats but I don't want to smell like a vagina afterwards. What should I do?
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