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      10-28-2016, 09:42 AM   #41581
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Expect a box full of vomit in the mail.
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In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti ...
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What? You guys don't eat pussy?





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Not a fan of human spelunking.
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I actually quite enjoy it. But that looks like it would eat me instead.
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In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti ...
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You know what's crazy, Tinder recently (Bumble too) included GIFs as an option to send in the chats with the chicks, and I joked with my buddy the other day that they needed an exorcistbrandishingcross.gif for me to send every time I got a message from a black girl.


Unfortunately, no such gif exists.
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DIS RIGHT HERE A PANTY DROPPAAAAA. WHOOOOOAAAAAAAUUUWHOOOO.

I sent you a pic of the left sleeve stencil, right?



I'm down bro, got a conventional series and an isometric series that I alternate between. Gonna need to develop something different in the next 4 weeks though. Leaning toward barbell-based stuff.



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@silvergray545 no way to link you to this babe.
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I actually quite enjoy it. But that looks like it would eat me instead.
Hahaha I prefer girls that don't have the ability to crush my skull between their legs.
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Dude like WTF did I just say about fat chicks on Bumble? Like that girl has stretch marks ON HER FUKIN FACE.
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its always on the menu
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Hahaha I prefer girls that don't have the ability to crush my skull between their legs.
Dude you seen the chick who did it with the watermelon. Ffffuuuuuu.


Was kinda turned on by that, actually.
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@silvergray545 no way to link you to this babe.
My eyes are bleeding.
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Bro I don't think she's wearing a shirt under the button-up in the pic of her holding the shot.
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Like if you have stretch marks on your face, you are a complete failure.
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Dude you seen the chick who did it with the watermelon. Ffffuuuuuu.


Was kinda turned on by that, actually.
Not me. I'm not trying to die that way.
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Like if you have stretch marks on your face, you are a complete failure.
Can we go back to posting babes only?
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Not me. I'm not trying to die that way.



Can we go back to posting babes only?
Bro I'm literally crying over here.
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Bro Delta0311 that chick actually has a pic in the gym. Is that Planet Fitness?
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Bro Delta0311 that chick actually has a pic in the gym. Is that Planet Fitness?
The only fitness she's doing is fittinis cake in her mouth.
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