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      10-16-2016, 10:07 AM   #40811
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Would be funnier if it was a white and an asian

"When your friend is one year older than you."

bimmette dont agree because I will call you racist
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Would be funnier if it was a white and an asian

"When your friend is one year older than you."

bimmette dont agree because I will call you racist
Ugh it's too early for your non-funniness
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shoei & ASBSECU E93
I didn't knew that our guys are actually chicks !
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Plus too much booze last night isn't helping
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Plus too much booze last night isn't helping
smoosh had the same problem bro..
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Yeah....me too , but my friend Aatish confirmed yesterday that smoosh had too much booze lately..
Aatish can know it because both guys are Bhai...
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You would be the one to confused on male vs female...
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      10-16-2016, 11:15 AM   #40819
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dang someone woke up grumpy



and ...on the wrong side of the bed..


oh wait... how many sides do you have...
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dang someone woke up grumpy



and ...one the wrong side of the bed..


oh wait... how many sides do you have...
4 glorious sides to myself!

Off to a BMW cruise now! Byeeee
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You would be the one to confused on male vs female...
Yeah...Sometimes live really sucks on Bimmerpost.
Don't forget I was the champ of the transgender(ladyboy) game !
But this one was very clear for me..




So brother, no wait it's... ! "Sister" do you wear mini skirts ?
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I didn't knew that our guys are actually chicks !
They are chicks and hang around with Alex, your old girlfriend.
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I don't like this app update. Can't see notifications and new messages on top of screen!
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Famous last words.
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