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      10-12-2016, 10:11 AM   #40437
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I've TRIED over the years.

"Got me so blind I can't see" may lend credence to the magic blackwoman theory. Unless she is smiling he can't see her?

BUT

"trying to make a devil outta me" sends me right back to blackmagic woman, trying to convert him to her religious persuasion
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      10-12-2016, 10:24 AM   #40439
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      10-12-2016, 10:47 AM   #40440
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Update from the Belgian newspaper...

A Belgian lucky bastard won 168,085,323 Euros with the Euro-Millions !!!

Guys... That's $185,104,802 USD
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      10-12-2016, 10:50 AM   #40441
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Do not....REPEAT....Do not go into the Politics thread...

It's a blood bath in there.

People are fighting over the candidates like we ACTUALLY have a sane and logical choice..?
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      10-12-2016, 11:03 AM   #40442
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Do not....REPEAT....Do not go into the Politics thread...

It's a blood bath in there.

People are fighting over the candidates like we ACTUALLY have a sane and logical choice..?
So I started cold brewing my coffee a couple days ago. I'm drinking my 2nd batch at the moment and it's incredible.
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      10-12-2016, 11:40 AM   #40444
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So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?
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      10-12-2016, 11:45 AM   #40445
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So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?
What's the matter, don't you like the D?
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      10-12-2016, 11:48 AM   #40446
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So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?
Is that not Hillary?
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      10-12-2016, 11:50 AM   #40447
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So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?
I'm not sure if this is a typo or you are trolling...
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      10-12-2016, 11:51 AM   #40448
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

Thoughtful, but no. He totally is as flamboyant. It was time. Also funny, that if you just subtract that w, "red wheels" becomes "red heels".
I dunno man... No self respecting homosexual would drone on about Porsche Design clothing...
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      10-12-2016, 12:18 PM   #40449
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I'm not sure if this is a typo or you are trolling...
I suppose both are somewhat true

The big bearded bear who bares his chest and also bares arms. That guy gets my vote.
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      10-12-2016, 12:19 PM   #40450
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I'm not sure if this is a typo or you are trolling...
I suppose both are somewhat true

The big bearded bear who bares his chest and also bares arms. That guy gets my vote.
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      10-12-2016, 12:47 PM   #40451
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I suppose both are somewhat true

The big bearded bear who bares his chest and also bares arms. That guy gets my vote.
I am consulting a style guide to see if this could have been made to sound any more gay. The answer is "no". Congrats, a perfect score.
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      10-12-2016, 12:50 PM   #40452
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Mod and Ax.....the only choice!!
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      10-12-2016, 12:51 PM   #40453
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I am consulting a style guide to see if this could have been made to sound any more gay. The answer is "no". Congrats, a perfect score.



The big bearded burly bear who bares his chest and brawny arms and also bears arms, but barely boasts of his barren calves.
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So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?
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I suppose both are somewhat true

The big bearded bear who bares his chest and also bares arms. That guy gets my vote.
Not a bad recovery. And Moddie is out of the closet apparently thanks to you and jtodd_fl . Had never heard the meaning of a bear in that particular way before.
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      10-12-2016, 01:30 PM   #40456
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Had never heard the meaning of a bear in that particular way before.
His story <-- sticking to it
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People take politics way too seriously.
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