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      10-11-2016, 07:17 PM   #40415
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      10-11-2016, 07:21 PM   #40416
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Oh, for a minute I expected an actual vagina! That looks fun too.
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They hate us cuz they anus.
Yolo swag
I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

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I now know where you live. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for extra horsepower, I can tell you you've got money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for ricers like you. If you let me have that JB4, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will haz JB4.
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      10-11-2016, 08:00 PM   #40419
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Yolo swag
I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

Red wheels are WAAAAYYY more ghey than a red car....just saying, no homo.
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      10-11-2016, 08:06 PM   #40420
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I now know where you live. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for extra horsepower, I can tell you you've got money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for ricers like you. If you let me have that JB4, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will haz JB4.



It's also a JB+...
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      10-11-2016, 08:56 PM   #40423
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      10-11-2016, 09:58 PM   #40424
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

The amount of thought that was put into this troll post made me laugh. Well played!
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Red wheels are WAAAAYYY more ghey than a red car....just saying, no homo.
You know what else is gay? Driving a car that weights as much as a yacht.
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      10-11-2016, 10:37 PM   #40425
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

The amount of thought that was put into this troll post made me laugh. Well played!
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Red wheels are WAAAAYYY more ghey than a red car....just saying, no homo.
You know what else is gay? Driving a car that weights as much as a yacht.
Still faster than both your cars....combined...and that doesn't even include the diesel
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

The amount of thought that was put into this troll post made me laugh. Well played!
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Red wheels are WAAAAYYY more ghey than a red car....just saying, no homo.
You know what else is gay? Driving a car that weights as much as a yacht.
You know what's even more of the ghey?? MASS grammatical errors when you go to troll someone... When his car WEIGHTS, lol... What are they, Moddie's dumbells??

And yes, "mass" and "weights" were purposely capitalized as a soft dig to Father Time and his cars that WEIGH as much as Shamu...
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      10-12-2016, 01:47 AM   #40427
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

Thoughtful, but no. He totally is as flamboyant. It was time. Also funny, that if you just subtract that w, "red wheels" becomes "red heels".
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This should be fun
Well, well, the next time.when Im around ya Ill pay ya a visit for having a drink with ya...offering your adress to us weirdos are priceless
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Ok - today I ventured into the crazy known as the Politics thread.

In light of the recent comments by Trump - I had a thought about the third debate between these two fine candidates....

When the 3rd debate starts - Trump should bum rush Hillary and grab her by 'the pussy' and proceed to carry her around for the entirety of the debate like a bowling ball


I'm just leaving the hospital and see this?!?!!! WTF, man...WTF!!!
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Well, well, the next time.when Im around ya Ill pay ya a visit for having a drink with ya...offering your adress to us weirdos are priceless
Realized that after I posted the pic lol.

No problem, not my only address.
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So I keep hearing this ad, and can't quite figure out.

"You'll be paying lower interest by the time you hear this commercial 20,000 times"

Gosh, do I have to listen 20,000 times to get my lower interest? Or will it be 54.79 years before I save interest on my 15 year loan, assuming I hear the ad once a day?
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You hear your poultry jerkin' every day, thought you were thougher though
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My poultry I can relate to. Saving after listening to an ad 20,000 times I can't quite wrap my brain around. It's like "Black magic woman" Is she a black woman who is magical? Is she just any woman who happens to practice black magic? I know Carlos claims to be drug free, but maybe I'm not as accomplished at meditation so haven't reached that state of enlightenment.
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MKSixer - What?!?!

I thought is was funny - poor taste - but funny...
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MKSixer - What?!?!

I thought is was funny - poor taste - but funny...
HE's getting as stodgy as shoei in his old age
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My poultry I can relate to. Saving after listening to an ad 20,000 times I can't quite wrap my brain around. It's like "Black magic woman" Is she a black woman who is magical? Is she just any woman who happens to practice black magic? I know Carlos claims to be drug free, but maybe I'm not as accomplished at meditation so haven't reached that state of enlightenment.
So THIS! This is a major pet peeve - the ambiguity of stacked nouns following a adjective. Does the adjective modify the FIRST noun or the SECOND noun. C'mon people, clearly we can tighten up the language a tad, no? They should just do what the Germans (and many other languages) do and slam those words together - Blackmagic Woman or Magic Blackwoman (depending on which one you intended).
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