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      10-09-2016, 11:27 PM   #40349
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Happy Thanksgiving, ya turkey.
I'm not stuffing your turkey this year if that's what you're referring to.
Haha that's ok. Going to get stuffed at the final night of the night market.
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      10-10-2016, 12:11 AM   #40351
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Haha that's ok. Going to get stuffed at the final night of the night market.
Which night market is this?

Don't tell me Richmond. That would mean you have to be next to those...

What do you call them...

The people from Chiner
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      10-10-2016, 01:46 AM   #40352
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Haha that's ok. Going to get stuffed at the final night of the night market.
Which night market is this?

Don't tell me Richmond. That would mean you have to be next to those...

What do you call them...

The people from Chiner
Yup. Yummmmmm
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      10-10-2016, 07:52 AM   #40353
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Depends what she can do....
So not weird to talk about someone's wife this way. Nope. Not at all.
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Yup. Yummmmmm
I feel like you are a creature of the night. Not a "lady of the night" - totally different thing.
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I feel like you are a creature of the night. Not a "lady of the night" - totally different thing.
Statements like this do make you wonder

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Depends what she can do....
Noooo, thats not polite dude, dont bash someones funnier looking half when she got posted here
You wouldnt like that too, if we're pointing about Britta, no?
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Statements like this do make you wonder

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Going to get stuffed at the final night of the night market.
Ugh well I must've been doing it wrong as I came home with less cash in my pocket.
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Noooo, thats not polite dude, dont bash someones funnier looking half when she got posted here
You wouldnt like that too, if we're pointing about Britta, no?
You are actually right and I'm really sorry my friend ...

But you know as well , it's OT and this is "the whore thread part 2"
BTW....I got shit over me about her , but we don't care about shit .
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It's a holiday here, sucker!
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It's a holiday here, sucker!
Cheers!

But mine is an energy drink at 2pm because I'm still not awake.
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It's a holiday here, sucker!
Cheers!

But mine is an energy drink at 2pm because I'm still not awake.
Haha OMG. Your day is almost done! You can do it!
Meanwhile I'm still in bed
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Haha OMG. Your day is almost done! You can do it!
Meanwhile I'm still in bed
You're doing Thanksgiving right!

I was listening to a Canadian station last night while driving home and they were talking about it. I really had no idea you all had your own version, very American-centric of me, I know.
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You're doing Thanksgiving right!

I was listening to a Canadian station last night driving home and they were talking about it. I really had no idea you all had your own version, very American-centric of me, I know.
Yup, I like our timing better, as yours is too close to Xmas.
I didn't get turkey this year, but I had bacon and pumpkin pie, so I'm a happy camper.
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Yup, I like our timing better, as yours is too close to Xmas.
I didn't get turkey this year, but I had bacon and pumpkin pie, so I'm a happy camper.
All you need in life is a fat stack of bacon.
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Yup, I like our timing better, as yours is too close to Xmas.
I didn't get turkey this year, but I had bacon and pumpkin pie, so I'm a happy camper.
All you need in life is a fat stack of bacon.
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Ha, the discussion on the radio was actually about People for Eating Tasty Animals (PETA) protesting and encouraging everyone to have a "cruelty-free" Thanksgiving. They thank you for your support.
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