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      09-28-2016, 10:02 PM   #39821
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How do you know? Maybe the tattoo artist is drunk and it will be terrible.
Was going to share, but now I'm drunk and feel like being a terrible friend and showing nobody.


Well, C5 and Mod saw it.
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      09-28-2016, 10:04 PM   #39822
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      09-29-2016, 12:20 AM   #39823
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      09-29-2016, 12:21 AM   #39824
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      09-29-2016, 12:24 AM   #39825
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      09-29-2016, 02:57 AM   #39826
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My friend..I think you are death now for her
Hmm, I have to deal with this, hence this is virtual and so to speak we're all dead, no?
Btw: Dating some chicks outta the gym...nooo. If you're overdoing it, you're around the circle too fast and have to change the gym for some fresh food. And to be honest: I really think the gal on the pics are not Britta but a pro taken picture^^
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      09-29-2016, 03:35 AM   #39827
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The angst of the young. It's good to think about this! Never stop thinking about it. The true answer is that it is what you make of it. Purpose is given to life by you - not hidden within life and discovered by you. I'm practically 100 so I know stuff.
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Da Fuq...?

No love for the homie??

BTW - I'll be at Bimmer Performance Center next Saturday, dropping off the diesel you gonna be in town?
GAH! I'm a terrible friend. Please hold while I forward picture.


Errrhhmm..., yeah I should be, don't have anything planned that I can think of.

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It's whatever you make of it, and whatever you don't allow others to make of it.
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      09-29-2016, 07:06 AM   #39829
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The angst of the young. It's good to think about this! Never stop thinking about it. The true answer is that it is what you make of it. Purpose is given to life by you - not hidden within life and discovered by you. shoei is practically 100 and he told me.
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The angst of the young. It's good to think about this! Never stop thinking about it. The true answer is that it is what you make of it. Purpose is given to life by you - not hidden within life and discovered by you. I'm practically 100 so I know stuff.
You're literally the sage of OT.
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      09-29-2016, 07:35 AM   #39831
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the memberberries one killed me
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      09-29-2016, 07:39 AM   #39832
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the memberberries one killed me
The debate scene was too good. I haven't laughed that hard in a while lol.
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      09-29-2016, 07:43 AM   #39833
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      09-29-2016, 07:48 AM   #39834
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depends who or what is asking lol
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      09-29-2016, 07:49 AM   #39835
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What is love?!?
Baby don't hurt me....don't hurt me....no more.
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      09-29-2016, 07:52 AM   #39836
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Baby don't hurt me....don't hurt me....no more.
someones got the soft hits on
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What is love?!?
BABY DON'T HURT ME! DON'T HURT ME, NOMO! DUN DUN DUNN DUN DUN DUN DUN
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      09-29-2016, 08:01 AM   #39840
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      09-29-2016, 08:18 AM   #39842
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someones got the soft hits on
Or the Eminem / Lil Wayne song that samples it... that is not exactly a soft hit. Hehe...

The chorus:
It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
But what you say just (don't hurt me)
That's right (don't hurt me)
And I don't need you (no more)
Don't want to see you (no more)
Bitch, you get (no love)
You showed me nothin' but hate, you ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don't need you (don't hurt me)
That's right (don't hurt me)
And I don't need you (no more)
Don't want to see you (no more)
Bitch, you get (no love, no love, no love, no love)
Bitch, you get (no love, no love, no love)
And I don't need you (no more); get 'em!
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