What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Axius · 09-27-2016, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey 1MOREMOD and Axius - WTH guys?!?!

I expected you to crash the debate stage last night and lay the SMACK DOWN ON THEIR CANDY ASSES!!

I got escorted out by secret service when I approached the building for being a "suspicious character", whatever the fuck that means!

///M Power-Belgium · 09-27-2016, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

The most erotic thing a man can do for a woman is do the dishes...

And when you put her with her ass in the foam..

RJ_ · 09-27-2016, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

I got escorted out by secret service when I approached the building for being a "suspicious character", whatever the fuck that means!

Profiling!!!

Dang3r · 09-27-2016, 10:51 AM

The Secret Service escorts ppl for less than be a suspicious one...

ASBSECU E93 · 09-27-2016, 10:56 AM

Pat down rule is a bitch....

Axius · 09-27-2016, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ_

Profiling!!!

It's because I'm white. I thought about shooting another white person to get my point across, but all I had was a rubber band and some paper clips.

I did take a heaping dump and smeared it on both Hillary and Trump's vehicles at least.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Pat down rule is a bitch....

What pat down rule? I got a full on strip search from two fat black women..., felt really violating, and a bit arousing?

UncleWede · 09-27-2016, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

What pat down rule? I got a full on strip search from two fat black women..., felt really violating, and a bit arousing?

I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you some little blue pills to help with that "bit" part

MKSixer · 09-27-2016, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you some little blue pills to help with that "bit" part

Shhhhhhhhh.

UncleWede · 09-27-2016, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Shhhhhhhhh.

I didn't tell him it was shoei

MKSixer · 09-27-2016, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I didn't tell him it was shoei

And his partner, The Tossed Salad Man.

UncleWede · 09-27-2016, 02:11 PM

So, I'm watering the lawn last night just before sunset (first time in September). I'm behind a block wall, with wrought-iron fencing. I'm thinking it's getting close to Halloween and all that evil-spirit time of the year

Out of the corner of my eye I notice a Mustang coming down the street, and I took a few steps back . . .

MKSixer · 09-27-2016, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, I'm watering the lawn last night just before sunset (first time in September). I'm behind a block wall, with wrought-iron fencing. I'm thinking it's getting close to Halloween and all that evil-spirit time of the year

Out of the corner of my eye I notice a Mustang coming down the street, and I took a few steps back . . .

A wise move. I'm adding Dodge Challengers to the list.

UncleWede · 09-27-2016, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

A wise move. I'm adding Dodge Challengers to the list.

Ah, come on now. The dude across the street has a stealthy white one, and I always notice it seems to wait a few extra seconds at the end of the driveway if I'm near the end of mine.

bimmette · 09-27-2016, 02:32 PM

Is it gonna be risky to travel in the US during election week?

ASBSECU E93 · 09-27-2016, 02:32 PM

Yes.

Aatish · 09-27-2016, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Is it gonna be risky to travel in the US during election week?

No.

Axius · 09-27-2016, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you some little blue pills to help with that "bit" part

Hmmm, maybe a roofie would work better. Then there'd be no guessing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Is it gonna be risky to travel in the US during election week?

If you're a Muslim and traveling to Washington D.C...., maybe. Other than that just stay out of Charlotte, Detroit, and Cleveland Ohio.

MKSixer · 09-27-2016, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Ah, come on now. The dude across the street has a stealthy white one, and I always notice it seems to wait a few extra seconds at the end of the driveway if I'm near the end of mine.

He can't get you if he doesn't know which way you're going. Duh!!

UncleWede · 09-27-2016, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

He can't get you if he doesn't know which way you're going. Duh!!

But, but, butt. I have to turn around and face the mailbox to put the key in and open the door. 50ft max from those eyes, just staring at me, breathing heavy, waiting to ponce on me.

Oh, wait, that was just grimey.

MKSixer · 09-27-2016, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

But, but, butt. I have to turn around and face the mailbox to put the key in and open the door. 50ft max from those eyes, just staring at me, breathing heavy, waiting to ponce on me.

Oh, wait, that was just grimey.

Scare him with the van. Deploy the van!!

UncleWede · 09-27-2016, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Scare him with the van. Deploy the van!!

I don't keep the van at my house, GEEZ!! The kids in the hood are way too smart to fall for the old van trick. I have to drive the van up to the suburbs or something.

Aatish · 09-27-2016, 08:25 PM

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

09-27-2016, 10:51 AM	#39736
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12484 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	The Secret Service escorts ppl for less than be a suspicious one... __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
	Appreciate 0

09-27-2016, 02:11 PM	#39743
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18324 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	So, I'm watering the lawn last night just before sunset (first time in September). I'm behind a block wall, with wrought-iron fencing. I'm thinking it's getting close to Halloween and all that evil-spirit time of the year Out of the corner of my eye I notice a Mustang coming down the street, and I took a few steps back . . .
	Appreciate 0

09-27-2016, 02:32 PM	#39746
bimmette YouTube.com/TvTara 6433 Rep 4,714 Posts Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93) Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (0)	Is it gonna be risky to travel in the US during election week? __________________ Watch my DIY mods at: YouTube/TvTara Follow me on Instagram at: TvTara1
	Appreciate 0

09-27-2016, 08:25 PM	#39754
Aatish Lofty 3471 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Is mayonnaise an instrument?
	Appreciate 0