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      09-26-2016, 04:29 PM   #39667
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Don't take the fat outta duck fat. Nooooooooooo
I feel so loved.
Only if you're fat. "Duck thin" is no bueno.
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Only if you're fat. "Duck thin" is no bueno.
I feel like you only love me for my body.
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      09-26-2016, 04:54 PM   #39669
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Only if you're fat. "Duck thin" is no bueno.
I feel like you only love me for my body.
I feel like that keen observation gives me new respect for your mind.

(I reconsidered, nope.)
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I feel like that keen observation gives me new respect for your mind.

(I reconsidered, nope.)
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      09-26-2016, 07:24 PM   #39674
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Catch me up. So, girl #1 (aka Sweetie *shudder*) return to friend zone. Girl #2 = moving on (aka rebounding)?

I like what I'm hearing. Was time!
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Catch me up. So, girl #1 (aka Sweetie *shudder*) return to friend zone. Girl #2 = moving on (aka rebounding)?

I like what I'm hearing. Was time!
Correct. Girl 1 is back to friend zone ...

Girl 2 is new, and so far pretty good. Speaks Gujarati and likes taking photos, which is nice.
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Correct. Girl 1 is back to friend zone ...

Girl 2 is new, and so far pretty good. Speaks Gujarati and likes taking photos, which is nice.
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      09-26-2016, 07:45 PM   #39677
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Catch me up. So, girl #1 (aka Sweetie *shudder*) return to friend zone. Girl #2 = moving on (aka rebounding)?

I like what I'm hearing. Was time!
Correct. Girl 1 is back to friend zone ...

Girl 2 is new, and so far pretty good. Speaks Gujarati and likes taking photos, which is nice.
Good. If I may say so, knowing almost nothing, it's good for you to get out and see some other girls. G1 seemed to take you for granted. #teamaatish
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      09-26-2016, 07:52 PM   #39678
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Good. If I may say so, knowing almost nothing, it's good for you to get out and see some other girls. G1 seemed to take you for granted.
Thanks man. Definitely a breath of fresh air.
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Not really sure why, but I though of you when I saw this....

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Not really sure why, but I though of you when I saw this....

Is there a Hitler shaking his booty close up crutch shot? Cuz that would do it.
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Not really sure why, but I though of you when I saw this....

Rofl!
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      09-26-2016, 08:27 PM   #39682
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Holy shit this debate is hilarious.
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Holy shit this debate is hilarious.
I try not to watch people dumber than I am argue. That eliminates both of them.
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Can't stand both of them. Not gonna torture myself by sitting through that crap.
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I try not to watch people dumber than I am argue. That eliminates both of them.
You are more dumberer then them.
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Can't stand both of them. Not gonna torture myself by sitting through that crap.
Whatever they state as a position will be:
1) Accidentally incorrect
2) Intentionally incorrect
3) Unintelligible
4) Un-implementable
5) Uninformed to the point of being worthless

Or some combination of the above. I see no upside to watching. Nothing they say will mean anything.
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I try not to watch people dumber than I am argue. That eliminates both of them.
You are more dumberer then them.
I actually wish that were true. Sadly, I don't believe it is.
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I can still hear ol' Donald weighing in (and bullying on through the moderator) from upstairs which is where I retreated since I can't stand either of them.

My wife on the other hand thinks it's hilarious and is glued to the TV. Sorry Americans. I still don't know how two of the most uniquely unqualified people are somehow now the presidential candidates and one of them is going to win. Scary.
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