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      03-20-2015, 03:01 PM   #375
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Ban for banning self. I also ban upstatedoc as I moved from Beacon, NY to Scarface Land, not from Buffalo
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      03-20-2015, 08:10 PM   #377
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Banned for mentioning bacon on a day that I can't have meat
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      03-20-2015, 10:41 PM   #378
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Banned for confusing GOL with GOOOOAAALLLLLL!!!! (Insert annoying horn sound here)
That is actually the proper Spanish way of spelling it... Actually it's "Gól" but I didn't feel like adding the acute diacritical mark (there, I didn't use "thing"). So, banned for wrongfully correcting me and banning me for that reason.

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Banned for partaking in an activity that forbids you from eating bacon.
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      03-21-2015, 01:26 AM   #379
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That is actually the proper Spanish way of spelling it... Actually it's "Gól" but I didn't feel like adding the acute diacritical mark (there, I didn't use "thing"). So, banned for wrongfully correcting me and banning me for that reason.



Banned for partaking in an activity that forbids you from eating bacon.
Actually I'm just going to ban myself since I'm not Catholic and suffering from bacon sweats because I'm trying to be a good husband to my Catholic wife
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      03-21-2015, 07:41 AM   #380
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Actually I'm just going to ban myself since I'm not Catholic and suffering from bacon sweats because I'm trying to be a good husband to my Catholic wife
Triple ban time. I ban 954Stealth for thinking I misspelled Bacon when mentioning Beacon, NY. I ban BzsBimmer for not having a spine and could have ate bacon yesterday while the all mighty upstairs would have just raised an eyebrow. Lastly, I ban upstatedoc for thinking Buffalo and Beacon are close
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Actually I'm just going to ban myself since I'm not Catholic and suffering from bacon sweats because I'm trying to be a good husband to my Catholic wife
Triple ban time. I ban 954Stealth for thinking I misspelled Bacon when mentioning Beacon, NY. I ban BzsBimmer for not having a spine and could have ate bacon yesterday while the all mighty upstairs would have just raised an eyebrow. Lastly, I ban upstatedoc for thinking Buffalo and Beacon are close
Banned. You misspelled Bacon again
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      03-21-2015, 05:43 PM   #382
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Banned. You misspelled Bacon again
Oh noes. Banned for misspelling The mouths rat with Bacon in its place.
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      03-21-2015, 06:02 PM   #383
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Any one who replies to this is banned!
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      03-22-2015, 06:51 AM   #384
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Any one who replies to this is banned!
Banned for not giving a better excuse.
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Can you guys un-ban Sara504 now, please.
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Can you guys un-ban Sara504 now, please.
Banned for falling in love with a woman you have only spoken to online.
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      03-22-2015, 05:24 PM   #387
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Banned for falling in love with a woman you have only spoken to online.
Banned because there's nothing wrong with that.
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      03-23-2015, 11:22 AM   #388
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^ banned for trying to join in on leg-humping when the leg isn't even there any more
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      03-23-2015, 12:08 PM   #389
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^ banned for trying to join in on leg-humping when the leg isn't even there any more
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      03-23-2015, 12:57 PM   #390
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Banned because there's nothing wrong with that.
Banned because there is absolutely everything wrong with doing that...,



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^ banned for trying to join in on leg-humping when the leg isn't even there any more
Banned for not missing the fallen good members, male or female.
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      03-23-2015, 03:34 PM   #392
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Banned for not missing the fallen good members, male or female.
Banned for lying to your buds that you miss the legs in her avatar, and not her witty reparté
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Banned for lying to your buds that you miss the legs in her avatar, and not her witty reparté
Banned for using words such as: witty reparté...
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      03-24-2015, 07:00 AM   #394
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Banned for lying to your buds that you miss the legs in her avatar, and not her witty reparté
Banned because you dotted your 'e'.
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banned for not knowing ALT-130 = é
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