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      09-21-2016, 10:22 PM   #39403
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Dude, Cheetah's had some hot talent, pretty surprising. Those were the days. Pretty sure I caught my very first disease there. *looks into the universe*



I thoroughly enjoy Canadia. Got to go curling, 5 pin bowling, gambling and drinking at 19, playing Canadian hockey teams, learning about poutine..., all good stuff.



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I graduated high school when you were 2.
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I graduated high school when you were 2.
A friend of mine graduated COLLEGE when Axius was 2. A close friend.
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Apparently - $hit is still getting real down in Charlotte.

I mean - more peaceful protesting and stuff.
I did read that someone was taken to the hospital with a life threatening injury preliminarily believed to be a gunshot wound smmfh
Edit: Critical condition, but alive.
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Didn't make it.
Jeez. Man that is sad. I will read up. Interested to know who he was. A protester, a cop, a bystander, a gawker, a looter... I imagine if it was a cop, they would have known that right away. Whoever shot that person gets my only fuq'r of the day.
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I graduated high school when you were 2.
A friend of mine graduated COLLEGE when Axius was 2. A close friend.
One of my best friends graduated college when I was 2. Meaningless! Sack up and use your own age, gramps.
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      09-21-2016, 10:41 PM   #39408
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Didn't make it.
Jeez. Man that is sad. I will read up. Interested to know who he was. A protester, a cop, a bystander, a gawker, a looter... I imagine if it was a cop, they would have known that right away. Whoever shot that person gets my only fuq'r of the day.
Wasn't LEO who was shot or fired.
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One of my best friends graduated college when I was 2. Meaningless! Sack up and use your own age, gramps.
What are you up to...sharpening knives?
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I graduated high school when you were 2.
A friend of mine graduated COLLEGE when Axius was 2. A close friend.
One of my best friends graduated college when I was 2. Meaningless! Sack up and use your own age, gramps.
Haha. Sorry, thought I was being obvious enough. Love the brutality though.
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      09-22-2016, 04:38 AM   #39411
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Funny story about this. I used to go to Canada with some regularity in my youth - not for the strippers, I was young and totally-not-nerdy and didn't do those things. I went for hockey mostly. One time, I decided to go with my buddy to try 5 pin bowling. Two 18 year olds. When customs asked why were going and we said to go 5 pin bowling, they searched the car. That was the only time it ever happened. I think they assumed we were lying. I should have said I was going to the Windsor Ballet. They probably would have fist-bumped me (or whatever we did back then - high five maybe) and waved me through.
Hey that's when my car got searched, maybe 5 pin bowling has a different meaning? Apparently there was an empty box of Marlboro menthols in the glovebox that had some marijuana in the bottom. I played dumb and said I'm friends valet so it could have been anyones, and at the time I was working as a welder so I was regularly tested. They bought it, I got across, went 5 pin bowling, and saw neked ladies.

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Man, everyone in here is making me feel all young and stuff. I've been feeling old lately, so glad I can count on you guys.
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      09-22-2016, 07:23 AM   #39415
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One of my best friends graduated college when I was 2. Meaningless! Sack up and use your own age, gramps.
What are you up to...sharpening knives?
I'm on kind of a rusty saw kick lately.
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That's kind of an unfair judgment - I've been off the training wheels for weeks now!
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