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      09-20-2016, 12:39 PM   #39249
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      09-20-2016, 12:40 PM   #39250
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      09-20-2016, 12:41 PM   #39251
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      09-20-2016, 12:47 PM   #39252
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Hey bimmette - I heard Axius typed this sign up good and special for you
I hate when I am inconvenienced.

Also, can Axius type?

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      09-20-2016, 12:48 PM   #39253
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I luvs it.
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      09-20-2016, 01:00 PM   #39254
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Does uncle Wede know this?^^
It's Uncle WEDE, not weed. First 4 of last name









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      09-20-2016, 01:12 PM   #39255
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      09-20-2016, 01:16 PM   #39257
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      09-20-2016, 01:26 PM   #39258
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Depends on which part you reside in. Everyone in this town is just inbred.
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      09-20-2016, 01:31 PM   #39259
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I been here a year with you fools. Where has the time gone?
Scary, eh?
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      09-20-2016, 01:57 PM   #39260
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      09-20-2016, 04:14 PM   #39262
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Scary, eh?
It really is. All I have to show for it is a stuffed goat and a slightly better running car.
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      09-20-2016, 04:14 PM   #39263
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Scary, eh?
It really is. All I have to show for it is a stuffed goat and a slightly better running car.


Oh and a few more IG followers
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      09-20-2016, 04:22 PM   #39264
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      09-20-2016, 04:33 PM   #39265
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      09-20-2016, 04:56 PM   #39267
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      09-20-2016, 05:05 PM   #39268
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