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      09-19-2016, 09:24 AM   #39183
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Is that like milk steak? Rum ham?
It's like bone in ribeye with the extra long bone.
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      09-19-2016, 09:26 AM   #39184
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So you like to pay extra for the bone?
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So you like to pay extra for the bone?
Only if it is long, apparently. No word on a girth bonus.
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      09-19-2016, 09:32 AM   #39186
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So you like to pay extra for the bone?
I'm sure there are some places that would offer the bone for free. Craigslist maybe?
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      09-19-2016, 09:46 AM   #39187
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Not a fan of mushrooms.
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I just found out I'm a two-faced snake
Rename as Janus maybe an option?
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      09-19-2016, 09:48 AM   #39188
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Psychedelic shroomies taste the best. Like a fine truffle a la mode.
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      09-19-2016, 09:53 AM   #39189
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I almost dated this guy who loved mushrooms. But I told him he was too boring. And he said, "Aw but I'm a fungi".






Hahahahah jk
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      09-19-2016, 09:55 AM   #39190
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Introduce us sometime, got a youtube channel to watch? Wait, bimmette has one and you're be able to share a double experience...thats it.
Whos with me?
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      09-19-2016, 10:02 AM   #39191
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I almost dated this guy who loved mushrooms. But I told him he was too boring. And he said, "Aw but I'm a fungi".






Hahahahah jk
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      09-19-2016, 10:03 AM   #39192
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I almost dated this guy who loved mushrooms. But I told him he was too boring. And he said, "Aw but I'm a fungi".






Hahahahah jk
Where is the un-appreciate button when we need it!?!
Don't lie. I know you LOL'ed!!!
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      09-19-2016, 10:07 AM   #39193
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Don't lie. I know you LOL'ed!!!
Did you tell him that his personality was actually anti-fun-gal?

*bah dum tss*
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      09-19-2016, 10:08 AM   #39194
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Don't lie. I know you LOL'ed!!!
Did you tell him that his personality was actually anti-fun-gal?

*bah dum tss*
Yeah and I said don't sit near me. There's not mushroom.
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      09-19-2016, 10:12 AM   #39195
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Yeah and I said don't sit near me. There's not mushroom.
OMG. Did you bust a cap in him to stem the tide of his affections?
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      09-19-2016, 10:17 AM   #39196
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      09-19-2016, 10:18 AM   #39197
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Yeah and I said don't sit near me. There's not mushroom.
OMG. Did you bust a cap in him to stem the tide of his affections?
Hahaha


Ok today I learned that I like my own jokes a little too much but I brightened up my gloomy Monday morning!

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Hahaha


Ok today I learned that I like my own jokes a little too much but I brightened up my gloomy Monday morning!

Hey, I can't blame you. I'm the funniest guy I know. If I don't laugh at my own jokes, who will?
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Hey, I can't blame you. I'm the funniest guy I know. If I don't laugh at my own jokes, who will?
You could do what I do, pay some college drop out kid to follow me around and laugh at my jokes so I appear funnier. So far it hasn't worked, but it's good for self esteem at least.
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      09-19-2016, 11:35 AM   #39200
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Dude, this is called "child work"
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      09-19-2016, 03:09 PM   #39201
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Presumably the tags don't allow dashes...
That's ok, PoorLurker will at some point find out that Quincy also think's he's a fat buddy.
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Hey Lups what happened to the Fins yesterday vs. the NA young guns??? 4-1???
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Gonna use an air fryer to make ghetto garlic bread...
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