LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

[JJ 911SC]

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[Dino GT]

Originally Posted by JJ 911SC

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Terrible welds JJ
Whoever welded that is a butcher

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by rwheels

When you see it.

" Beer belly"...

[floridaorange]

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[Murf the Surf]

[Dino GT]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

[TKDbilly]

Philosophical thoughts for the week ..

"An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”"

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

This is fucking gold, jesus H. Tears.

[Lady Jane]

"They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."

[Alfisti]

100% that's an Australian ad.

Living in an oven but trying to conform to english business dress yields this debacle.

The uneven socks and mismatching belts/shoes does my head in.

[Lady Jane]

Sharp dressed men~ Part 2.

All the rage in 1920.

[ShopVac]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Sharp dressed men~ Part 2.

All the rage in 1920.

1920's - shit, that's Payne Stewart and Ricky Fowler today.

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by ShopVac

1920's - shit, that's Payne Stewart and Ricky Fowler today.

[NEfan508]

@Lady Jane
80's cool fashion Z Cavaricci, I wanted these so bad #McHammerPants

The "cool kids" had a pair in every color, mustard green to indigo, I was stuck with jeans From Sears $9.99

Edit: I asked my teen son if skinny jeans were still in?!? He said nah, regular fit now, I asked my adult twin girls?!? same thing

In my crystal ball 🔮 I think 2023 will bring back Feathered Layers & Shag 80s Hair

[Lady Jane]

Is there a Porsche Convention in town?

[TKDbilly]

Wisdom Wednesday ...

A commercial jetliner is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 36,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by TKDbilly

The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.

I was expecting the answer to be that he just watched the fighter jet fly beyond its maximum fuel range to return home..... :

[NEfan508]

Captain John J. Rambo looking good

[floridaorange]

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[sygazelle]

Originally Posted by TKDbilly

Wisdom Wednesday ...

A commercial jetliner is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 36,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

...and another version of the same story...

The old bull and the young bull were sitting on top of the hill looking down at the cows in the valley. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and $crew us a cow." The old bull replies, "Let's walk down there and $crew all of them."

[sygazelle]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Is there a Porsche Convention in town?


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I would NEVER want a woman who would only have sex with me because she liked my car!....










....said no guy ever.

[Dino GT]

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