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      09-13-2016, 06:22 PM   #38875
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can any one watch this from the link..?

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      09-13-2016, 06:26 PM   #38876
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can any one watch this from the link..?

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      09-13-2016, 06:30 PM   #38877
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I watched it like 5 times....not enough

brb....
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      09-13-2016, 06:32 PM   #38878
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smoosh and Mike. - check out that link!!
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      09-14-2016, 08:25 AM   #38880
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Is it bad that i thought of Axius when i saw this picture.
DUDE. Come on! You know I'm not skilled enough to build a multicab truck like that.


The ultimate all terrain camping vehicle, yet has the looks of a cousin fucking hillbilly...., I love it.
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      09-14-2016, 08:26 AM   #38881
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Is it bad that i thought of Axius when i saw this picture.
DUDE. Come on! You know I'm not skilled enough to build a multicab truck like that.


The ultimate all terrain camping vehicle, yet has the looks of a cousin fucking hillbilly...., I love it.
Hey Axius. Go read the "my girl lied" thread! Tell him how much your life is better being single.
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      09-14-2016, 08:33 AM   #38882
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Hey Axius. Go read the "my girl lied" thread! Tell him how much your life is better being single.
Pffft, let him figure it out on his own, I'm too busy having fun to give people advice.




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      09-14-2016, 09:29 AM   #38883
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      09-14-2016, 09:30 AM   #38884
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My man! How are you, buddy?
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I'm sure she knows where her G-spot is ...
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      09-14-2016, 09:40 AM   #38886
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Are you curb stomping in 2nd picture?
We all take turns kicking it just to make sure it's dead.

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My man! How are you, buddy?
Aside from work woes, I am doing phenomenal! It's hunting season, signed up to play co-ed soccer which starts soon, perfect weather for tennis with Tori, motorcycle is finally back after we went down, drove up to Detroit to see friends and family twice for weddings..., couldn't ask for anything more.

What about you? Long time no chat!
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      09-14-2016, 09:46 AM   #38887
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We all take turns kicking it just to make sure it's dead.



Aside from work woes, I am doing phenomenal! It's hunting season, signed up to play co-ed soccer which starts soon, perfect weather for tennis with Tori, motorcycle is finally back after we went down, drove up to Detroit to see friends and family twice for weddings..., couldn't ask for anything more.

What about you? Long time no chat!
Work-work-work-work-work. But coming close to the end on a project. I will PM you some travel later. I may finally be rolling in that direction 4 months behind schedule. I'll let you and ASBSECU E93 know in the next day. Firming up the schedule with 3 parties as I type this.
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      09-14-2016, 09:52 AM   #38888
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Work-work-work-work-work. But coming close to the end on a project. I will PM you some travel later. I may finally be rolling in that direction 4 months behind schedule. I'll let you and ASBSECU E93 know in the next day. Firming up the schedule with 3 parties as I type this.
Sweet, sounds like a plan. Just forewarning though, ASBSECU E93 kind of gives off a rapey vibe, but he's harmless I assure you. Just don't let him eat beans, ever, he's banned from those.

Also, I guess don't bring your wife or daughters out here, ASB won't let me meet his wife for some reason, presumably due to dashing good looks and impeccable charm.
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      09-14-2016, 09:58 AM   #38889
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Sweet, sounds like a plan. Just forewarning though, ASBSECU E93 kind of gives off a rapey vibe, but he's harmless I assure you. Just don't let him eat beans, ever, he's banned from those.

Also, I guess don't bring your wife or daughters out here, ASB won't let me meet his wife for some reason, presumably due to dashing good looks and impeccable charm.
Lol!
He knows that no one on OT is housebroken.
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      09-14-2016, 10:04 AM   #38890
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Lol!
He knows that no one on OT is housebroken.
OT, home of the unhomeable and untamed. Trolls from under a bridge covered in moldy feces surrounded by an electric fence. The classiest of human beings.
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OT, home of the unhomeable and untamed. Trolls from under a bridge covered in moldy feces surrounded by an electric fence. The classiest of human beings.
And proud of it!
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      09-14-2016, 10:10 AM   #38892
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And proud of it!
I'll get started on building the master race of OT. All I need to do is corral with Lups, Biorin, and Bimmette to get things rolling.
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      09-14-2016, 10:16 AM   #38893
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Work-work-work-work-work. But coming close to the end on a project. I will PM you some travel later. I may finally be rolling in that direction 4 months behind schedule. I'll let you and ASBSECU E93 know in the next day. Firming up the schedule with 3 parties as I type this.
Sweet, sounds like a plan. Just forewarning though, ASBSECU E93 kind of gives off a rapey vibe, but he's harmless I assure you. Just don't let him eat beans, ever, he's banned from those.

Also, I guess don't bring your wife or daughters out here, ASB won't let me meet his wife for some reason, presumably due to dashing good looks and impeccable charm.
What?!?!

You can meet her anytime!! Just didn't want you to have to use a stool to look us both in the eye

Anyway - MKSixer don't believe everything you read on the interwebs....I have a love/hate relationship with beans
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      09-14-2016, 10:17 AM   #38894
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We all take turns kicking it just to make sure it's dead.



Aside from work woes, I am doing phenomenal! It's hunting season, signed up to play co-ed soccer which starts soon, perfect weather for tennis with Tori, motorcycle is finally back after we went down, drove up to Detroit to see friends and family twice for weddings..., couldn't ask for anything more.

What about you? Long time no chat!
Work-work-work-work-work. But coming close to the end on a project. I will PM you some travel later. I may finally be rolling in that direction 4 months behind schedule. I'll let you and ASBSECU E93 know in the next day. Firming up the schedule with 3 parties as I type this.
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      09-14-2016, 10:43 AM   #38895
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      09-14-2016, 11:13 AM   #38896
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What?!?!

You can meet her anytime!! Just didn't want you to have to use a stool to look us both in the eye

Anyway - MKSixer don't believe everything you read on the interwebs....I have a love/hate relationship with beans
Pfffft, I don't need a stool when I have these classy 1970's platform shoes. Plus my endearing demeanor makes up for my lack in vertical reach.

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