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      09-08-2016, 07:28 PM   #38655
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How close can the chances of your getting our stuff approach zero with out actually getting there?
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      09-08-2016, 07:31 PM   #38656
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And it would be you in this case. Well...both cases.
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      09-08-2016, 07:38 PM   #38657
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Internet Grammer Nazi II. The pathetic-ness continues.

And it would be you in this case. Well...both cases.
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      09-08-2016, 07:41 PM   #38658
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      09-08-2016, 09:03 PM   #38659
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I'm not sure I can talk to you anymore...

First, a convertible... The only other dude around here with a convertible is silvergray545 - is that the kind of company you want to keep?!!

Second... RED bmw's... Just... No...

red.....Red....RED!!!!!!
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      09-08-2016, 09:37 PM   #38660
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so...a Coyote Mustang swap in a Cayman..? And in Florida no less.

Hey Mr Tonka or jtodd_fl - you guys ever seen/heard of this guy? Would it still try to kill people at car meets..??



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      09-08-2016, 10:03 PM   #38661
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No, never have.

Depends on whether or not it's acquired a taste for blood already. haha
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      09-08-2016, 10:40 PM   #38662
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I'm not sure I can talk to you anymore...

First, a convertible... The only other dude around here with a convertible is silvergray545 - is that the kind of company you want to keep?!!

Second... RED bmw's... Just... No...

What are you trying to say? Ain't nothing wrong with a convertible as long as it's not my track car!
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      09-09-2016, 02:35 AM   #38663
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      09-09-2016, 02:35 AM   #38664
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      09-09-2016, 02:36 AM   #38665
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      09-09-2016, 02:37 AM   #38666
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so...a Coyote Mustang swap in a Cayman..? And in Florida no less.

Hey Mr Tonka or jtodd_fl - you guys ever seen/heard of this guy? Would it still try to kill people at car meets..??
Nope. Me neither. I would say it's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
"Hey look. It's a Cayman. That car is so... OH MY GOD!!! Run!"
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      09-09-2016, 04:31 AM   #38667
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Nope. Me neither. I would say it's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
"Hey look. It's a Cayman. That car is so... OH MY GOD!!! Run!"
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      09-09-2016, 09:04 AM   #38668
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Mr Tonka, jtodd_fl, MKSixer, I'm going up to Busch Gardens tomorrow. Join me my brothers....
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      09-09-2016, 09:05 AM   #38669
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      09-09-2016, 09:10 AM   #38670
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Mr Tonka, jtodd_fl, MKSixer, I'm going up to Busch Gardens tomorrow. Join me my brothers....
Hey, you haven't been on here lately!
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Hey, you haven't been on here lately!
Work has kicked my fine @$$ this week, though I'm leaving at 2PM to get my son from school, run home, wash my thongs and head up to Orlando/Tampa area.
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You had better be talking about these!
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