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      09-08-2016, 02:20 PM   #38611
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Hey MKSixer - I am negotiating on a 335d

If I can get them to accept my seriously low offer (somewhere shoei head is exploding ) - I might be adding another Diesel to the family

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      09-08-2016, 02:23 PM   #38612
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Well - I'll eventually be down to just the one Diesel if I get this

On a positive note - VWoA is basically buying me a car
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      09-08-2016, 02:26 PM   #38613
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      09-08-2016, 02:28 PM   #38614
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Well - I'll eventually be down to just the one Diesel if I get this

On a positive note - VWoA is basically buying me a car
I actually know a Bank mgr who drives a stock Dodge Ram, his dad worked for Chrysler and he still gets crazy discounts...it's really roomy for a big guy like you.
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      09-08-2016, 02:30 PM   #38615
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Well - I'll eventually be down to just the one Diesel if I get this

On a positive note - VWoA is basically buying me a car
We still have only got a pamphlet not any real offer
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      09-08-2016, 02:30 PM   #38616
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Well - I'll eventually be down to just the one Diesel if I get this

On a positive note - VWoA is basically buying me a car
- (note I stopped at three, jtodd... This is acceptable behavior around these parts)
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      09-08-2016, 02:32 PM   #38617
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I don't know about smartest one here... Smart ass'ed one maybe...

However, I do like that jam, haven't heard it in forever... Probably their best song or at least the only one that I know of... I do remember watching an interview and the lead singer stated something about death and birth...

I'd like to think though, a guy as sharp as you and observant would be savvy enough to google the song himself... You've always got some "hidden Mickey" with your posts - keeps the natives on their toes... Unless you are feeling sentimental today?

*edit - googled it... Screenshot attached... Good tune though...
i hate to say it but I've been agreeing with you more and more lately. Lol "all my feelings coming back again" What caused it?

You're good people.
You owe me $0.99... I didn't have Live in my iTunes so I just downloaded it...

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      09-08-2016, 02:52 PM   #38618
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You owe me $0.99... I didn't have Live in my iTunes so I just downloaded it...

Wait... you get some kind of discount? It's $1.29 for me Bastard.
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      09-08-2016, 02:56 PM   #38619
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You owe me $0.99... I didn't have Live in my iTunes so I just downloaded it...

Wait... you get some kind of discount? It's $1.29 for me Bastard.
I gave him a discount... Didn't want to nickel and dime over $0.30... Besides, with the number of flights I take a year, chances are good his people have worked on one of my engines and kept me alive - much to ASBSECU E93 dismay...

(I frickin' downloaded the wrong song... Some knockoff cover, lol... Good looking out...)
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      09-08-2016, 02:58 PM   #38620
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Dang3r - its no joke....VW is paying me

1MOREMOD - deal is sealed, final approval has been granted. Buy back starts in Oct/Noc.

shoei - you 'bout to learn what real (DIESEL) power looks and smells like
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      09-08-2016, 03:02 PM   #38621
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Dang3r - its no joke....VW is paying me

1MOREMOD - deal is sealed, final approval has been granted. Buy back starts in Oct/Noc.

shoei - you 'bout to learn what real (DIESEL) power looks and smells like
Smelling what real diesel smells like??

Is this a euphemism for when axius would warn us about not letting you have beans??
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      09-08-2016, 03:04 PM   #38622
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It's a vague pamphlet when are they sending a hard numbers offer?
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1MOREMOD - The final approval has been given in the settlement.

VWoA cannot violate their gag order with the public.

I already know the buy back amount though.
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1MOREMOD - The final approval has been given in the settlement.

VWoA cannot violate their gag order with the public.

I already know the buy back amount though.
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1MOREMOD - The final approval has been given in the settlement.

VWoA cannot violate their gag order with the public.

I already know the buy back amount though.
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      09-08-2016, 05:07 PM   #38629
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Hey MKSixer - I am negotiating on a 335d

If I can get them to accept my seriously low offer (somewhere shoei head is exploding ) - I might be adding another Diesel to the family

!!!!
I swear that you're my fuq'n hero!!
Where did you find it? What tune are you thinking?
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      09-08-2016, 05:08 PM   #38630
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      09-08-2016, 05:13 PM   #38631
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I gave him a discount... Didn't want to nickel and dime over $0.30... Besides, with the number of flights I take a year, chances are good his people have worked on one of my engines and kept me alive - much to ASBSECU E93 dismay...

(I frickin' downloaded the wrong song... Some knockoff cover, lol... Good looking out...)
Do they still handcuff you to seats when you fly? Air marshals?
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MKSixer - I cannot disclose the secret location of said unicorn until it is in my possession....BUT....It has M-sport, Premium, and Cold weather package. The only one I really car about is M-Sport) that has the increased speed limiter and is a ONE OWNER

It's about 5 hours from me - getting it Saturday morning

Bimmer Performance Tune and stuff coming soon 450whp and 600 tq!!!!!!!!!
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