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      09-06-2016, 03:25 AM   #38435
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You have soft hands like a lady. Lol

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      09-06-2016, 09:26 AM   #38437
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      09-06-2016, 11:04 AM   #38439
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      09-06-2016, 11:08 AM   #38440
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      09-06-2016, 11:09 AM   #38441
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No he died so he it's fine
I blame shoei for this kind of response.
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      09-06-2016, 11:10 AM   #38442
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It's - 'Paddle faster - I hear Bluegrass'

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No he died so he it's fine
I blame shoei for this kind of response.
Right... Cuz it's MY fault that you jammed your fingers while masturbating...
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Haha you know ASB is a goody two shoes. I doubt he even has any infractions!
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C'mon man! We both know you're my favorite beached whale owner around!
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I blame shoei for everything.
There...FIFY.

I'll start with the following:

Global Warming. Check.
Global Warfare. Check.
The global deception that the world is round and not flat. Check.
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      09-06-2016, 02:06 PM   #38451
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Lmao. I love how your thread got deleted but the "Please Delete" thread is still going strong.
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      09-06-2016, 02:09 PM   #38453
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I blame shoei for everything.
There...FIFY.

I'll start with the following:

Global Warming. Check.
Global Warfare. Check.
The global deception that the world is round and not flat. Check.
Warming has nothing to do with me, however, warfare? War is extremely profitable, I can't deny that...
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      09-06-2016, 02:10 PM   #38454
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Google got deleted
Must've been the skunk analingus.
I tried to post and it said I don't have access to that thread. Was gonna add anal rose to go along with the skunk ass theme LOL
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Lmao. I love how your thread got deleted but the "Please Delete" thread is still going strong.
Delete doesn't work. Look at the FS sections lol
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Delete doesn't work. Look at the FS sections lol
Lol. I guess the trick is to post some skunk analingus instead of "Please Delete"
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