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      09-05-2016, 06:57 PM   #38391
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      09-05-2016, 06:57 PM   #38392
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Well look what the cat dragged in!



And thanks for the late In n Out suggestions, guys. Grrr. I remembered to get animal style fries but just got a normal cheeseburger
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      09-05-2016, 07:19 PM   #38395
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Ahhh, but if I have a choice - drinking it is the first option
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      09-05-2016, 07:45 PM   #38396
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Press that fucking life alert button dammit!!!
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duly noted sir!
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Put the bone saw down and slowly step away from ASBSECU E93
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Oh hell yeah... It's time to amputate !!!
But first...amputate shoei's head cause his brain is broken!!

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Jesus CHRIST!!
And this is a good day for him FFS...
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Dammit - it's already turning purple....
Oh hell yeah... It's time to amputate !!!
To prevent spread of disease - take it at the elbow????
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Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
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Prob some sort of pre med class
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