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      09-02-2016, 01:53 PM   #38237
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Aaaand here's a pic of me and my command
Smoosh is a stud, not checkin you out or anything.

I like your style too, very corporate.
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Yep! Not really high resolution, but iPhone resolution haha
These things are so beautiful! My dream was to become a pilot for the air force. But my vision is shit so that went out the window.
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I got to work next to this guy this past summer...what an incredible experience... silvergray545
That's awesome!
Yeah, I hear ya...ya'll gotta have perfect vision...

You know, I found it interesting that about 90% of pilot misconduct came in the form of excessive drinking and causing ruckus...not even f'ing up their actual job and veering off track, or negligently failing to communicate route during flight, or crossing from controlled to uncontrolled flight zone...

But drinking lol
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      09-02-2016, 01:58 PM   #38239
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Aaaand here's a pic of me and my command
Smoosh is a stud, not checkin you out or anything.

I like your style too, very corporate.
Lol thank you sir...

It's funny, I was initially planning on going Air Force (almost entirely a corporate entity nowadays), but decided against it because I wanted to do the more military stuff like ride planes, deploy on carrier, etc...
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      09-02-2016, 02:01 PM   #38241
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"Sailors"...not seamen...
That's what I'd say too. If we're one. Or wanted to be inside of one.
You'd be surprised at the number of sexual relationships on aircraft carriers during deployment...shocking...

"Fraternization"...always sufficient grounds for administrative separation...
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      09-02-2016, 02:04 PM   #38242
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You'd be surprised at the number of sexual relationships on aircraft carriers during deployment...shocking...

"Fraternization"...always sufficient grounds for administrative separation...
I heard it tapered off when they let the women join.

I mean, frat is Latin root for brother.
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"Sailors"...not seamen...
That's what I'd say too. If we're one. Or wanted to be inside of one.
You'd be surprised at the number of sexual relationships on aircraft carriers during deployment...shocking...

"Fraternization"...always sufficient grounds for administrative separation...
I heard it tapered off when they let the women join.
Ouch

That was a good one, props
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      09-02-2016, 02:05 PM   #38244
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Ouch

That was a good one, props
I kid though. Nothing but mad respect for all the services!
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Ouch

That was a good one, props
I kid though. Nothing but mad respect for all the services!
I've actually read a billion cases of one dude's gaydar being *slightly* off on another dude, and coming onto him like a fucking raccoon with rabies...

Usually ends with stitches and courts-martials
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How many times that happen to you getting wrong idea?
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I've actually read a billion cases of one dude's gaydar being *slightly* off on another dude, and coming onto him like a fucking raccoon with rabies...

Usually ends with stitches and courts-martials
On him like smoosh on nipple bacon, you mean.
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How many times that happen to you getting wrong idea?
Mother fuckers!!

I LIKE WOMEN.

W-O-M-E-N.

WOMEN.

Not wo(men), women.

Times my gaydar has been off and I've gone after a dude: 0/93746172940426
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What's your job bud?
If I tell you, I'll have to kill you...

Which means, one soft kick to the shins...

Your lower half with crumple under your upper half
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If I tell you, I'll have to kill you...

Which means, one soft kick to the shins...

Your lower half with crumple under your upper half
Not really. Trying to give you props, accept it.
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Screw the NCIS!! (Naval Criminal Investigative Service)

Very slow, inefficient, unresponsive...
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Not really. Trying to give you props, accept it.
I'm kidding...

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      09-02-2016, 02:19 PM   #38255
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Funny, I've interrogated shoei for illegal immigration as well...
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He interrogates Jack Nicholson for 'Code Red's'
Funny, I've interrogated shoei for illegal immigration as well...
Apparently - he can't handle the truth.....he's old now
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