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      09-02-2016, 08:19 AM   #38171
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      09-02-2016, 08:20 AM   #38172
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      09-02-2016, 08:22 AM   #38173
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But the tree fell over about a month ago. :
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      09-02-2016, 08:22 AM   #38174
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Hes already banned for complaining that you'd missed to report in ya allright and add some pics...before he'd seen them
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      09-02-2016, 08:22 AM   #38175
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Firewood !!!

Glad nothing got destroyed however...
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      09-02-2016, 08:31 AM   #38176
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Firewood !!!

Glad nothing got destroyed however...
So far in my travels this morning I have seen one tree by the side of the road that was down. And places that are normally completely underwater after a hard rain, barely have any puddles there.:
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      09-02-2016, 08:33 AM   #38177
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We're expecting the first heavier showers and/or thunderstorms only at the end of the weekend. Thats ok, so Im be able to enjoy the sun onto my balcony
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      09-02-2016, 09:45 AM   #38178
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We're expecting the first heavier showers and/or thunderstorms only at the end of the weekend. Thats ok, so Im be able to enjoy the sun onto my balcony
You hanging your ass out the window, scaring the neighbors AGAIN???
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      09-02-2016, 10:40 AM   #38179
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G'morning.

I can see this went off the rails last night. I'm so proud!!

On another note, I have been banned by my colleagues from helping name clinical trials and drug delivery systems. I shared a few gems and was practically thrown from the room.

I thought I'd ask my friends on OT what they think:

Patient Initiated Management Procedure (PIMP), Drug Utilization Department (DUD), World Health Organization Retrospective Epidemiological Study (WHORES).

This is as far as I got before the boot came.
Well done, father.

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Well done, father.

I seek to provide an example that all of OT can be proud of!!
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      09-02-2016, 11:44 AM   #38181
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G'morning.

I can see this went off the rails last night. I'm so proud!!

On another note, I have been banned by my colleagues from helping name clinical trials and drug delivery systems. I shared a few gems and was practically thrown from the room.

I thought I'd ask my friends on OT what they think:

Patient Initiated Management Procedure (PIMP), Drug Utilization Department (DUD), World Health Organization Retrospective Epidemiological Study (WHORES).

This is as far as I got before the boot came.
Well done, father.

Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

Cold blooded, man... Cold blooded...
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      09-02-2016, 11:52 AM   #38182
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Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

Cold blooded, man... Cold blooded...
OT is a dog eat dog world and they're running out of napkins.
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      09-02-2016, 11:56 AM   #38183
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Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

Cold blooded, man... Cold blooded...
OT is a dog eat dog world and they're running out of napkins.
I've never heard that saying before but it still kinda made me chuckle a bit...

Your father again? if so, he just be killing it in the sayings game...
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      09-02-2016, 12:06 PM   #38184
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Firewood !!!

Glad nothing got destroyed however...
Ha Ha!!

That's not firewood....it's not even kindling
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      09-02-2016, 12:08 PM   #38185
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Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

Cold blooded, man... Cold blooded...
MK disowned Verb and adopted me a long time ago, man. Where have you been?
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      09-02-2016, 12:08 PM   #38186
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word on the street is that there's a private BP forum...

one of you mother fuckers gonna tell me about it or nah...
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      09-02-2016, 12:08 PM   #38187
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word on the street is that there's a private BP forum...

one of you mother fuckers gonna tell me about it or nah...
Nah
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      09-02-2016, 12:10 PM   #38188
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Nah
gawd dammit...

why not?! I'm senior enough...

I will bring the LOLs trust me
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      09-02-2016, 12:11 PM   #38189
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Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

Cold blooded, man... Cold blooded...
MK disowned Verb and adopted me a long time ago, man. Where have you been?
But why would he downgrade?? Drastically?? Is it charity hour??

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      09-02-2016, 12:17 PM   #38190
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word on the street is that there's a private BP forum...

one of you mother fuckers gonna tell me about it or nah...
I guess we're not elite enough bruh
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But why would he downgrade?? Drastically?? Is it charity hour??

This MFer...
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      09-02-2016, 12:20 PM   #38191
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I guess we're not elite enough bruh

This MFer...
You don't know about it either?!

Bruh...this some real bullsheet...

For the longest time, I thought that was you who added me on Insta (@jrrightnow) but realized it was @RJ lol
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      09-02-2016, 12:22 PM   #38192
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word on the street is that there's a private BP forum...

one of you mother fuckers gonna tell me about it or nah...
Nope - you fuq'rs ruined this thread!!

Not gonna share
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