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      08-29-2016, 02:00 PM   #37863
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Would love to see that from you...
Yeah - not creepy at all
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Yeah - not creepy at all
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Yeah - not creepy at all
Exactly !



Because...
Well... I can safely say that your mother lied to you...
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Well... I can safely say that your mother lied to you...
Honestly...I really wonder who your mother is ?
Maybe you don't know ?



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Well... I can safely say that your mother lied to you...
Honestly...I really wonder who your mother is ?
Maybe you don't know ?



Do you realize you make sense less than 10% of the time?
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      08-29-2016, 03:09 PM   #37873
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Well... I can safely say that your mother lied to you...
Honestly...I really wonder who your mother is ?
Maybe you don't know ?





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Buddy that makes no sense
You guys don't get it...

Advice=> Think ....And think more ...and think really concentrated !
Wow...I sound really smart
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Buddy that makes no sense
You guys don't get it...

Advice=> Think ....And think more ...and think really concentrated !
Wow...I sound really smart
Again... Heed your own advice... Kettle - pot... And I wouldn't worry too much about sounding intelligent or not... there's literally nothing you say that is going to make someone say - "oh man, that belgie is really smart..."

Creepy, yes...
Asinine, yes...

Those two I will give you...
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Again... Heed your own advice... Kettle - pot... And I wouldn't worry too much about sounding intelligent or not... there's literally nothing you say that is going to make someone say - "oh man, that belgie is really smart..."

Creepy, yes...
Asinine, yes...

Those two I will give you...
Right , like I said earlier today...I saw your pot and kettle more than enough..
I need to say , they look really smart brother , do you cook with them as well ?

If you don't get the mother thing , that's up to you

BTW ...You guys always with your creepy thing , sound like kinda pussie talk to me.
I wonder if you guys are really man guys..creepy sound like pink homos to me .
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      08-29-2016, 04:07 PM   #37877
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Again... Heed your own advice... Kettle - pot... And I wouldn't worry too much about sounding intelligent or not... there's literally nothing you say that is going to make someone say - "oh man, that belgie is really smart..."

Creepy, yes...
Asinine, yes...

Those two I will give you...
Right , like I said earlier today...I saw your pot and kettle more than enough..
I need to say , they look really smart brother , do you cook with them as well ?

If you don't get the mother thing , that's up to you

BTW ...You guys always with your creepy thing , sound like kinda pussie talk to me.
I wonder if you guys are really man guys..creepy sound like pink homos to me .
None of that made sense either... It's not so much a "us" or "me" issue - think this one is on you... Spellcheck is your friend...

Your next rebuttal appears to be because people call out that you are "creepy" that we must have vaginas? We're not men? So does that mean you're gonna get sprung on one of us again? Would explain you being so homophobic... Kind of comical... It's okay, don't be scared... Nobody here will judge you for stepping out of the closet now...

For someone who claims to love "pussy" so much, you may want to spell it right? Bet you can spell penis correctly though...
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None of that made sense either... It's not so much a "us" or "me" issue - think this one is on you... Spellcheck is your friend...

Your next rebuttal appears to be because people call out that you are "creepy" that we must have vaginas? We're not men? So does that mean you're gonna get sprung on one of us again? Would explain you being so homophobic... Kind of comical... It's okay, don't be scared... Nobody here will judge you for stepping out of the closet now...

For someone who claims to love "pussy" so much, you may want to spell it right? Bet you can spell penis correctly though...
You still don't get the mother thing , don't you ?
But stuppid Belgie can help you brother..

I said above , Maybe you don't know your mother ?
This means ..If you don't know your mother ...Let us say the person (not you) is actually kinda bastard child ..
No offence brother

About your pussy and penis , I love only pussy .
I said creepy sound like it's meant for pussies ,actually way too soft brother.. but that's probably because I'm like Ambiorix .

Edit: Good night brother , soon it's 4:30 AM for my work ...Sleep well as well !
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None of that made sense either... It's not so much a "us" or "me" issue - think this one is on you... Spellcheck is your friend...

Your next rebuttal appears to be because people call out that you are "creepy" that we must have vaginas? We're not men? So does that mean you're gonna get sprung on one of us again? Would explain you being so homophobic... Kind of comical... It's okay, don't be scared... Nobody here will judge you for stepping out of the closet now...

For someone who claims to love "pussy" so much, you may want to spell it right? Bet you can spell penis correctly though...
You still don't get the mother thing , don't you ?
But stuppid Belgie can help you brother..

I said above , Maybe you don't know your mother ?
This means ..If you don't know your mother ...Let us say the person (not you) is actually kinda bastard child ..
No offence brother

About your pussy and penis , I love only pussy .
I said creepy sound like it's meant for pussies ,actually way too soft brother.. but that's probably because I'm like Ambiorix .

Edit: Good night brother , soon it's 4:30 AM for my work ...Sleep well as well !
First time I have seen someone shamelessly associate being creepy af with being a "real man". I sorta chuckled. Almost.
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None of that made sense either... It's not so much a "us" or "me" issue - think this one is on you... Spellcheck is your friend...

Your next rebuttal appears to be because people call out that you are "creepy" that we must have vaginas? We're not men? So does that mean you're gonna get sprung on one of us again? Would explain you being so homophobic... Kind of comical... It's okay, don't be scared... Nobody here will judge you for stepping out of the closet now...

For someone who claims to love "pussy" so much, you may want to spell it right? Bet you can spell penis correctly though...
You still don't get the mother thing , don't you ?
But stuppid Belgie can help you brother..

I said above , Maybe you don't know your mother ?
This means ..If you don't know your mother ...Let us say the person (not you) is actually kinda bastard child ..
No offence brother

About your pussy and penis , I love only pussy .
I said creepy sound like it's meant for pussies ,actually way too soft brother.. but that's probably because I'm like Ambiorix .
I think the only thing that needs to be pointed out is you spelled "stupid" wrong... That's pretty much all I need...

As for your feeble attempt to insult using my mother, I'd be more comfortable with being a bastard as opposed to a racist, homophobic bigot (not you, no offense...) who is beyond creepy...
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