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[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Actually the Ladies Only section of my gym only has half walls so guys can actually watch which is so stupid. But at least we don't have to share equipment with them.

Perfect... a half wall where you cannot see their hands or their lower halves... awesome. Wtf? Does the arm curl machine only have a left side, to even things out? Does this gym have "masseuses"? Have you seen many BMWs in the parking lot?

*Tries to think of other shady seeming things*

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Perfect... a half wall where you cannot see their hands or their lower halves... awesome. Wtf? Does the arm curl machine only have a left side, to even things out? Does this gym have "masseuses"? Have you seen many BMWs in the parking lot?

*Tries to think of other shady seeming things*

Haha actually lots of BMWs and recently I heard a guy in one say to his friend while I was waiting for his parking spot "OMG that's the girl from YouTube"

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This guy hit on me a while back and asked "so, are you in school here?" which I completely took the wrong way because I forgot that there was a university in the town. I proceeded to discuss my life in elementary school and how proud I was of my coloring projects. He then tried to turn the conversation serious by asking me what I drove, so I told him "Cozy Coupe." I think he got the point and gave up.

LOL, that's awesome. Was he a fellow accountant by chance? Or just really ugly?

No jtodd_fl I am NOT trying to create a correlation between the two, so ferme la bouche s'il vous plait.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha actually lots of BMWs and recently I heard a guy in one say to his friend while I was waiting for his parking spot "OMG that's the girl from YouTube"

I always wonder if BMW people notice such things. I try to give a rev or head nod to other BMWs in traffic.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I always wonder if BMW people notice such things. I try to give a rev or head nod to other BMWs in traffic.

Oh I live in a suburban town that probably has the highest number of BMWs per capita in the world so nobody nods.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I always wonder if BMW people notice such things. I try to give a rev or head nod to other BMWs in traffic.

Ahh, but with BMW now using the car stereo to pipe in fake engine noise, the question becomes: Can another BMW driver hear the "rev" that you are giving or does it fail to exist outside the car?

Sort of like the old adage: If a tree falls in the forest, but no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha actually lots of BMWs and recently I heard a guy in one say to his friend while I was waiting for his parking spot "OMG that's the girl from YouTube"

I'm making a Bimmette mask so people can say things like that about me. Not like a Norman Bates mask, though... Oh God, this went horribly wrong... I'll just give up and hit "submit" now before this gets any worse...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

LOL, that's awesome. Was he a fellow accountant by chance? Or just really ugly?

No jtodd_fl I am NOT trying to create a correlation between the two, so ferme la bouche s'il vous plait.

Hahaha haven't heard "ferme la bouche" in a long time. That made me LOL!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahaha haven't heard "ferme la bouche" in a long time. That made me LOL!

I read it as "femme la bouche"... I thought it was someone else for a minute...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

LOL, that's awesome. Was he a fellow accountant by chance? Or just really ugly?

No jtodd_fl I am NOT trying to create a correlation between the two, so ferme la bouche s'il vous plait.

Neither... ta gueule.

[bimmette]

Serious question. Anyone know how to get rid of pesky pigeons that are hanging out on my deck? Because saying "Shoo!" and "Go away!" in a menacing tone is not working for me

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Serious question. Anyone know how to get rid of pesky pigeons that are hanging out on my deck? Because saying "Shoo!" and "Go away!" in a menacing tone is not working for me

Do you even HAVE a menacing tone? I mean, you are like the trifecta for not having a menacing tone... petite, female, and Canadian...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I'm making a Bimmette mask so people can say things like that about me. Not like a Norman Bates mask, though... Oh God, this went horribly wrong... I'll just give up and hit "submit" now before this gets any worse...

Sweet Jeebus....

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Serious question. Anyone know how to get rid of pesky pigeons that are hanging out on my deck? Because saying "Shoo!" and "Go away!" in a menacing tone is not working for me

...shotgun?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Do you even HAVE a menacing tone? I mean, you are like the trifecta for not having a menacing tone... petite, female, and Canadian...

Haha you're right. I've never actually yelled at anyone in my life.

Ok so it was more like"Mr. Pigeon, sorry but can you please go away, thanks."

But thanks for calling me petite!
(I'm not.)

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Biorin

...shotgun?

I wish I had one.

[UncleWede]

Owl sculpture on railing

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Owl sculpture on railing

Does it work for sure? Ugh those are so ugly.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahaha haven't heard "ferme la bouche" in a long time. That made me LOL!

The Americanized part of me (from these boards only) said "ferme la bouche" and the Canadian part of me added the "s'il vous plait".

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

The Americanized part of me (from these boards only) said the "ferme la bouche" and the Canadian part of me added the "s'il vous plait".

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Does it work for sure? Ugh those are so ugly.

If you want "For Sure" you need plexiglass or fine chicken wire. Those are even uglier, and you can't just put them in the table when on the deck

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

If you want "For Sure" you need plexiglass or fine chicken wire. Those are even uglier, and you can't just put them in the table when on the deck

Ok so if I bought a cute owl statue and put in on the table, that should work?