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      03-15-2022, 04:28 PM   #37599
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Alright fellas. Who's wives take care of them like this?



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Alright fellas. Who's wives take care of them like this?



Pregnant woman gifts husband Lamborghini so he'll care for her and the baby
I hope she put the car in her name then...
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      03-15-2022, 06:24 PM   #37604
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      03-15-2022, 07:22 PM   #37607
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Must've been a real fun ride home.
Tweeker don't need no seat. He probably didn't even notice it wasn't there!
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Uhm... okay... people really do this?
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Alright fellas. Who's wives take care of them like this?



Pregnant woman gifts husband Lamborghini so he'll care for her and the baby
Sent this to my wife.... no response yet....
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      03-16-2022, 09:42 AM   #37618
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Must've been a real fun ride home.
Maybe it was a two-seater and there was an argument…
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      03-16-2022, 09:57 AM   #37619
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