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      08-18-2016, 12:40 PM   #37445
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      08-18-2016, 12:47 PM   #37446
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      08-18-2016, 12:49 PM   #37447
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Well... When you broadcast people's shit on the forums and constantly badger someone for their age, that's kind of your doing...

Ambiorix would be displeased... Extremely...
Don't think so brother....Because Ambiorix dates back to BC .
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      08-18-2016, 12:54 PM   #37448
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Just chilling and meeting some OT friends. Everyone is cool and nice
Btw Fundguy1 's e93 is damn fast! You guys should race!
Where did the roadtrip take you? Favourite place from the trip?
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      08-18-2016, 12:56 PM   #37449
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Well... When you broadcast people's shit on the forums and constantly badger someone for their age, that's kind of your doing...

Ambiorix would be displeased... Extremely...
Don't think so brother....Because Ambiorix dates back to BC .
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Way too late to leg hump now...
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      08-18-2016, 12:57 PM   #37450
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Just chilling and meeting some OT friends. Everyone is cool and nice
Btw Fundguy1 's e93 is damn fast! You guys should race!
Where did the roadtrip take you? Favourite place from the trip?
I'm not driving that far. I have a shit rental. Just on the west coast of Florida.
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      08-18-2016, 12:58 PM   #37451
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@bimmette - how about a little update on the road trip/VaCa!!
Just chilling and meeting some OT friends. Everyone is cool and nice
Btw Fundguy1 's e93 is damn fast! You guys should race!
He doesn't want these problems
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      08-18-2016, 01:00 PM   #37452
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@bimmette - how about a little update on the road trip/VaCa!!
Just chilling and meeting some OT friends. Everyone is cool and nice
Btw Fundguy1 's e93 is damn fast! You guys should race!
Also - IB4.....

shoei - That's just pig on pig crime.....
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I'm not driving that far. I have a shit rental. Just on the west coast of Florida.
I must have missed something here...what happened to your car that you are driving a rental down to Florida?

Either way though, Florida, especially the gulf side is something I'm always looking into - what was your favourite town thus far?
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      08-18-2016, 01:06 PM   #37454
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@bimmette - how about a little update on the road trip/VaCa!!
Just chilling and meeting some OT friends. Everyone is cool and nice
Btw Fundguy1 's e93 is damn fast! You guys should race!
Also - IB4.....

shoei - That's just pig on pig crime.....
Real talk...

all this mention of pigs and bacon and no axius? I'm concerned now...
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      08-18-2016, 01:06 PM   #37455
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@joekerr I flew here! I wouldn't trust my car on a road trip!
And I haven't been here long. I'll update at the end of my trip.
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      08-18-2016, 01:20 PM   #37456
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Hey Biorin - I am not anti environment or anything.....what I wouldn't give for an oil shortage right now
Oh yesss... I'd happily pay the higher gas prices, it would be worth it...
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A surprise oil shortage would be nice for a few weeks. Then, once the inverse etf is low, a surprise surplus for a few weeks. Then shortage. Then surplus.
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all this mention of pigs and bacon and no axius? I'm concerned now...
He's busy with work.
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      08-18-2016, 01:41 PM   #37459
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It was homemade spaghetti bolognese...
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He's busy with work.
Still working from Whackoff Wednesday?
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Think he moved on to Toss Off Thursday.
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Toss your Salad Thursday?
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He's busy with work.
Still working from Whackoff Wednesday?
Think he moved on to Toss Off Thursday.
Toss your Salad Thursday?
No thanks. Appreciate the offer though. Maybe hit up Philippe?
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