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      08-18-2016, 10:43 AM   #37423
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Oil? Only Aatish will show up with his tesla...

What works is if you bash big pharm and lawyers and pill pushers (*cough - MKsixer - cough) and then babble on about flat earth theories...

You missed out... You would've enjoyed last night... All our posts got deleted... It was one of those convos...
Some of my best work...lost.

My lawyer thinks I'm listening to him right now but I'm posting here. He keeps asking why I'm typing so much. Lol!
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      08-18-2016, 10:55 AM   #37424
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Oil is making me a happy girl today!
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      08-18-2016, 10:56 AM   #37425
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Some of my best work...lost.

My lawyer thinks I'm listening to him right now but I'm posting here. He keeps asking why I'm typing so much. Lol!
defamation suit?



Plaintiff or defendant????
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      08-18-2016, 11:00 AM   #37426
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defamation suit?



Plaintiff or defendant????
Not THIS time.

Contract blather. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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      08-18-2016, 11:00 AM   #37427
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What the FUCK is going on in here...

Edit: oops wrong thread lol my bad
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      08-18-2016, 11:02 AM   #37428
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What the FUCK is going on in here...

Edit: oops wrong thread lol my bad
This is relevant to all OT threads.
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      08-18-2016, 11:03 AM   #37429
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What the FUCK is going on in here...

Edit: oops wrong thread lol my bad
This is relevant to all OT threads.
In the words of our good friend ///M Power-Belgium...

Sweetie, how are you..?
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      08-18-2016, 11:05 AM   #37430
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What the FUCK is going on in here...

Edit: oops wrong thread lol my bad
This is relevant to all OT threads.
In the words of our good friend ///M Power-Belgium...

Sweetie, how are you..?
Ew, please don't.



But I'm really good. Having fun here.
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      08-18-2016, 11:06 AM   #37431
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That was actually pretty funny... I hate to admit it, but it was...
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      08-18-2016, 11:07 AM   #37432
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What the FUCK is going on in here...

Edit: oops wrong thread lol my bad
This is relevant to all OT threads.
In the words of our good friend ///M Power-Belgium...

Sweetie, how are you..?
Ew, please don't.



But I'm really good. Having fun here.
In the words of our good friend Mr.SugarSkulls and V1.47...

Fine! Don't be receptive to my sexual advances, I will destroy all of you women and the universe! Muwhahahah!!!

Lol

Anyways, yeah, that's good, enjoy the FL weather
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      08-18-2016, 11:09 AM   #37433
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That was actually pretty funny... I hate to admit it, but it was...
Well, I'm a funny guy, so...yeah, get with the times old man
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      08-18-2016, 11:11 AM   #37434
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That was actually pretty funny... I hate to admit it, but it was...
I meant bimmette you Groot looking mofo...
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      08-18-2016, 11:14 AM   #37435
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Strained my back yesterday lifting. Is this how you old guys feel all the time?
Paging ASBSECU E93 ... Paging ASBSECU E93 !!!

Fuq'r....
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      08-18-2016, 11:14 AM   #37436
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That was actually pretty funny... I hate to admit it, but it was...
I meant bimmette you Groot looking mofo...
Well maybe you quit acting like 1MOREMOD and actually used the reply button, we'd know who you're talking about

I know 1MOREMOD...and daddy-o, you ain't no 1MOREMOD...
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      08-18-2016, 11:16 AM   #37437
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Fuq'r....
Someone is grumpy today...
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      08-18-2016, 11:17 AM   #37438
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Well maybe you quit acting like 1MOREMOD and actually used the reply button, we'd know who you're talking about

I know 1MOREMOD...and daddy-o, you ain't no 1MOREMOD...
What smoosh is on my side without leg humping?
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      08-18-2016, 11:20 AM   #37439
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Fuq'r....
Someone is grumpy today...
Nah, this is normal... And then he'll be good after he has his afternoon Metamucil...
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      08-18-2016, 11:21 AM   #37440
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I'm in the mood to piss off people here today so I'm gonna start an oil thread
Oil is making me a happy girl today!
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      08-18-2016, 11:22 AM   #37441
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Fuq'r....
Someone is grumpy today...
Nah, this is normal... And then he'll be good after he has his afternoon Metamucil...
My back (JUST LIKE MY CAR) is fine!!!
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      08-18-2016, 11:24 AM   #37442
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Hey Biorin - I am not anti environment or anything.....what I wouldn't give for an oil shortage right now
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      08-18-2016, 11:29 AM   #37443
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In the words of our good friend ///M Power-Belgium...

Sweetie, how are you..?
Bhai...You can better use your own words for this , because bimmette really hates me !
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What smoosh is on my side without leg humping?
I'm jealous, you're like smoosh's hero.
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