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      05-14-2015, 10:42 PM   #353
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The point I was trying to make is
I think there is only one "point" that'll be appreciated this moment..

wth gay frenzy climax approaching..
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The point I was trying to make is
I think there is only one "point" that'll be appreciated this moment..

wth gay frenzy climax approaching..
I see your tight tooshy sticking out the back of that couch. Now come here I love a freshly crapped ass, still hot and steamy from the toilet. Hope you didn't wipe, nam nam nam
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Can the mods change the title yet?

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I thought you wanted ME, baby..
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reputation points?!?

I thought you wanted ME, baby..
Hey hey now- a boy can have his cake and eat it too.

.....I'm all gay'd out.
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Can we please get an invite to the wedding? Since I drive a manual, I can even haul you two happy people around in your M6!

Aww, so cute...
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You guys better clean up good, threads will be deleted and/or asses had (no pun unfortunately)

I'm out.. my stomach (not my spincter) grumbles
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Two?? There's three of us
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Can the mods change the title yet?

Btw- I'd like to thank grimlock and Douche for helping me achieve 100 reputation points.

I couldn't have done it without you all!!!
reputation points?!?

I thought you wanted ME, baby..
Hey hey now- a boy can have his cake and eat it too.

.....I'm all gay'd out.
Gay?

Well sorry but maybe we got a little carried away.

We're just bros helping each other in difficult times (we were just dumped).

Now back to your seats
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Can we please get an invite to the wedding? Since I drive a manual, I can even haul you two happy people around in your M6!

Aww, so cute...
just on time.. did you hear the word "clean up" lol ... just kidding my dear lups
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Can we please get an invite to the wedding? Since I drive a manual, I can even haul you two happy people around in your M6!

Aww, so cute...
Two?? There's three of us
Bitch can't count.
That or we're standing too close to each other.
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Hey hey now- a boy can have his cake and eat it too.

.....I'm all gay'd out.
Yup, no more gay play for me.. exhausted. no boner so confirmed not gay..
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Can the mods change the title yet?

Btw- I'd like to thank grimlock and Douche for helping me achieve 100 reputation points.

I couldn't have done it without you all!!!
reputation points?!?

I thought you wanted ME, baby..
Hey hey now- a boy can have his cake and eat it too.

.....I'm all gay'd out.
Gay?

Well sorry but maybe we got a little carried away.

We're just bros helping each other in difficult times (we were just dumped).

Now back to your seats
I blame it on the jolly rancher gonorrhea I had earlier
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just on time.. did you hear the word "clean up" lol ... just kidding my dear lups
Sadly my dear Grim I have no idea what that means.
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Hey hey now- a boy can have his cake and eat it too.

.....I'm all gay'd out.
Yup, no more gay play for me.. exhausted. no boner so confirmed not gay..
Keep telling yourself that.
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just on time.. did you hear the word "clean up" lol ... just kidding my dear lups
Sadly my dear Grim I have no idea what that means.
Heh heh grimlock giggity GI GAH TY
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Sadly my dear Grim I have no idea what that means.
sorry I hadn't realized you probably spend more time in the m3 than in the kitchen
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Bitch can't count.
That or we're standing too close to each other.
I was kind of hoping one of you would back down. I mean, the back seat will be too crowded.

Sure, I will offer Peter as the wedding car. It is smaller but this would finally answer a huge question we have had on our side of the forum: Can you have sex in the car? In the normal m driver manner, nobody has had the chance to test this out.
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Bitch can't count.
That or we're standing too close to each other.
I was kind of hoping one of you would back down. I mean, the back seat will be too crowded.

Sure, I will offer Peter as the wedding car. It is smaller but this would finally answer a huge question we have had on our side of the forum: Can you have sex in the car? In the normal m driver manner, nobody has had the chance to test this out.
Not willing to use my m6 as a scape goat either.

Not because I'm against the idea- but the white leather will stain. Badly. We'd need black or sakhir Orange interior
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sorry I hadn't realized you probably spend more time in the m3 than in the kitchen
I cook three warm meals per day and do all from scratch. I'm awesome in the kitchen. I just consider the cleaning up part being the mans duty since that's all you guys are good for.
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