I need to find a man!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jpnh

You're english is definately more than adequate

I've never found myself wondering what you are trying to say because you communicate better than many amercans do.....probably including myself

You and I know it's not the truth , but I really appreciate your kind words !
My problem is that I speak and write already 3 languages because I live on the borderline of 3 other countries in Belgium close (30-40 min.) from the Belgian Ardennes and "Spa-Francorchamps"

My first language is Flemish , but when I walk 2 min. people speak French , 30 min. further people speak German ,ect...
And I work for a Japanese company .. Imagine my friend !
But I work on my English as well , mostly on BP .

Hint...
My friend...Do you know "AMBIORIX" ? => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiorix
"Ambiorix is my true ancestor" and my house is built on his battlefield where he kicked Ceasars Roman ass !
That's why most people are afraid of me because I look like a angry civilized Barbarian with raw muscle mass.
So ...Probably you know by now where I live and who I am ?

Note : My story is no joke and I speak the truth !

Thank you Sir for your motivating words

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Lups

I don't eat any, since I'm this weirdly hippie and in denial when it comes to my true passion man.

Phil likes his boobs, and at times he makes my blood boil with comments on politics, but the man still is always happy and comments kindly on women he knows even only via bp such as me.

I'll ve happy to look at more boobs if the poster doesn't mind me kicking his ass at times.

But as a disclaimer: Bp knows I'm really a man, it's been a rule here since I showed up, and I'm totally hitting on the Belgium now since hes close and I need a new pool boy since my last one went to politics and ditched me.

Chocolate isn't my cup of tea either. Never liked the taste. People always think I'm weird when they here that about me.

Phil definitely fits the pool boy criteria. Buff, strong upper body, good with working with rods (referring to his M3 of course. Those rods require a lot of attention, or so I'm told :b ).

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ I thought the NY chicks were into knives now. Did I miss a transition back to teeth???

On the streets, blade can't be larger than 3in in length.

Switch blades are illegal. Spring assist isn't.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Aatish

On the streets, blade can't be larger than 3in in length.

Switch blades are illegal. Spring assist isn't.

Biorin Can confirm if this matters in any way when cutting?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Philippe needs to get those happy ending massages

Yeah , it were like 5 deep muscle massages in the last weekend !
Need to say...She has some skillz !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Relax, he was making fun of himself, not us from the other side. He is not an American I assume he meant.

Your English doesn't suck Phil, you just forget that at times others use humor too

Originally Posted by Aatish

Your English is better than most Americans, my friend

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey the stats say us euros live at home until we are at our 30's and that well... Women eat a lot of chocolate and we all die unhappy (they actually do studies here on how happy we are while we are dying, and they are not happy with the results because nobody is happy then, go figure!).

But Phil is a good guy, a total perv but he could be kicked to the husband shape with a lot less skill than for example I have. The man writes English like he would write german and that's soooo sexy and cool in my books.

Phil! If you ever go gay: Pm me! I can be single in six months (or in your measuring system: 752 hand jobs).

Originally Posted by Aatish

Usually chocolates make one happy, but I suppose eating a lot of them would make one unhappy. Unless they are dark, the high sugar and cream content would add up quickly :b

Philippe is a nice guy. Definitely one of the nicest on OT.

Originally Posted by Aatish

Chocolate isn't my cup of tea either. Never liked the taste. People always think I'm weird when they here that about me.

Phil definitely fits the pool boy criteria. Buff, strong upper body, good with working with rods (referring to his M3 of course. Those rods require a lot of attention, or so I'm told :b ).

I love you guys ! (no homo)
Thank you for the kind words !

But gay ?
No I'm sorry , I prefer to cut my dick .

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ I thought the NY chicks were into knives now. Did I miss a transition back to teeth???

"mom this is NOT WADE GUACAMOLE!!!" did I mention here I need more tips? And that you're a household name in our family?

Honestly, women do this to themselves. If anyone cares, I can give excamples

Originally Posted by jpnh

Didnt they ban knives in NY?

Or was that the London.....or both

no.

And if you're in London, gimme a few tips to take my weird family to see

Originally Posted by jpnh

Too bad I wont see my car until winter......

Dude honestly, the m2 is a badge holder. It's not something you buy if you're not ripping off shit

Originally Posted by Aatish

Chocolate isn't my cup of tea either. Never liked the taste. People always think I'm weird when they here that about me.

Phil definitely fits the pool boy criteria. Buff, strong upper body, good with working with rods (referring to his M3 of course. Those rods require a lot of attention, or so I'm told :b ).

Phil is like me, he also seldom cares about his online image. I went to his segment once just to see if he truly knows his shit about the engine he (in my mind then) was abusing, but nothing I could call him out for came up. That's pretty epic.

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah , it were like 5 deep muscle massages in the last weekend !
Need to say...She has some skillz !

Honey, I know what moves a penis, so that ain't a lot.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

And if you're in London, gimme a few tips to take my weird family to see

London and New Hampshire are sort of close.......geologically speaking the adirondack mountains and the highlands of scotland were once one body......

Sorry....cant help you out with London besides the common attractions I saw when I was last there......tower of london, westminster abbey....very impressive imho.....double decker busses with no roof are fun

Personally I like wandering around Endinburgh and further north in the highlands of scotland much more than London....Scotch is much better than warm british beer....

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude honestly, the m2 is a badge holder. It's not something you buy if you're not ripping off shit

Meh....I like the car...thats all that matters....but settled for a 240

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by jpnh

Too bad I wont see my car until winter......

That wasn't a compliment from her. I've never interacted even with her and yet she's always belittling me one way or another. Oh well...OT never changes. My M2 is a pos, poser M. Blah blah.


Also, I'm not into guns or knives. I'd rather slap the sh*t out of someone.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

I don't eat any, since I'm this weirdly hippie and in denial when it comes to my true passion man.

Phil likes his boobs, and at times he makes my blood boil with comments on politics, but the man still is always happy and comments kindly on women he knows even only via bp such as me.

I'll ve happy to look at more boobs if the poster doesn't mind me kicking his ass at times.

But as a disclaimer: Bp knows I'm really a man, it's been a rule here since I showed up, and I'm totally hitting on the Belgium now since hes close and I need a new pool boy since my last one went to politics and ditched me.

Pool boy in Finland ?
I would be ashamed , because my dick would shrink from the cold temps.in Finland !

But I don't care about my frozen balls and yeah I feel honered... I could play with you Anna even in winter in your pool all day long till the water is frozen !
Thank you Anna !

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

That wasn't a compliment from her. I've never interacted even with her and yet she's always belittling me one way or another. Oh well...OT never changes. My M2 is a pos, poser M. Blah blah.


Also, I'm not into guns or knives. I'd rather slap the sh*t out of someone.

I like the M2 personally

Too bad avail sux or I may have purchased one

If I lived in NYC I may have even considered a Mini Cooper JCW due to traffic/stupidity associated with parking

[Aatish]

Driving in NYC isn't really that bad. One just needs to time it right and expect to pay a bit more. Knowing the roads also helps.

Then again, I go for joy rides at 1am. I might be a slight loon.

[F80_M]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Your comment actually needs a correction...
Please let me be honest here..
I am the foreigner on here , because Bimmerpost is American !
In other words...

You => Are actually at home.
Me => The foreigner (Philippe the Belgian idiot) on the American Bimmerpost.

I'm lost on here and far from home, posting BS while my Engish really sucks !
BTW....Who are you my friend ?

My comment was referring to myself, but like many other have said your English is great. Better than a lot of Americans. But btw my name is Evan.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Driving in NYC isn't really that bad. One just needs to time it right and expect to pay a bit more. Knowing the roads also helps.

Then again, I go for joy rides at 1am. I might be a slight loon.

I've driven in NYC many times and you're right about timing

Really really early on a sunday morning was pretty cool.....no one on the road

But parking is alway a bitch.....and some parts are worse than others

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by F80_M

My comment was referring to myself, but like many other have said your English is great. Better than a lot of Americans. But btw my name is Evan.

Nice to meet you here on BP, Evan

Again...Thank you Evan for your kind words !
My name is Philippe , but I'm sure you knew that already

[13M5F10]

Originally Posted by Lups

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum. Edit: She's 174 cm and I asked, she has enough shoes for emergency use so 180 cm is the limit)

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

My advice to you is to let her enjoy her life and take it day by day. 23 is still young, she just graduated, and she may have yet to enjoy life to its full potential as she's been buried in school I am sure. That right guy will come around when she least's expect it. You're an awesome friend for trying to help her out and find that perfect guy. Just remember, what may be perfect for you, may not be perfect for her.

Hope she finds the one ... till then, love life and enjoy it.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

That wasn't a compliment from her. I've never interacted even with her and yet she's always belittling me one way or another. Oh well...OT never changes. My M2 is a pos, poser M. Blah blah.


Also, I'm not into guns or knives. I'd rather slap the sh*t out of someone.

If I've been too hard on you, I'm sorry. I haven't seen it and I haven't attacked M2's because of you. Those just are not for me.

I read the thread through, and the only ones from my comments i could think of offensive were cats and you being a female (and none of mine were directed towards you in my mind).

In my mind, an M2 isn't a car to buy. The figures arent there and it's heavy. You, I don't know but as you posted, you have friends so you can have a cat too.

Im a pacifist, so make the first few rounds good. I do enjoy a good slapping, those work too.

But seriously, if I've been a bitch, which I gather I have been, I apologize and I'll work on mending my way.

But I do apologize if I've belittled you. That's not why or what I want to do here.

Originally Posted by F80_M

My comment was referring to myself, but like many other have said your English is great. Better than a lot of Americans. But btw my name is Evan.

Evan, eevan, eVan, Évan...

Dude, please be from a country with a hot pronouncing. Gimme this and I'll tell you how to take over the left lane

[Crimson92]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

That wasn't a compliment from her. I've never interacted even with her and yet she's always belittling me one way or another. Oh well...OT never changes. My M2 is a pos, poser M. Blah blah.


Also, I'm not into guns or knives. I'd rather slap the sh*t out of someone.

Ignore her.

She's old, annoying, cranky and will die with her cats.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 13M5F10

My advice to you is to let her enjoy her life and take it day by day. 23 is still young, she just graduated, and she may have yet to enjoy life to its full potential as she's been buried in school I am sure. That right guy will come around when she least's expect it. You're an awesome friend for trying to help her out and find that perfect guy. Just remember, what may be perfect for you, may not be perfect for her.

Hope she finds the one ... till then, love life and enjoy it.

I would agree with you fully but she's such an old soul. Three siblings all being 10years older or more, and I'm sure I didn't help at any way either.

And it's not like she isn't asked out, she hasn't dated, or she hasn't had her fun but it's not what she wants.

This thread as usual went to shit but I truly was asking where the tall(ish) smart men hide today. We're going for an night out soon (got postponed) and I have no clue where to take her.

We will have fun anywhere, but she isn't one who's just go for a night of comfort.

I'll be happy in a kafka reading, so will she be, or in a bar dancing on a table. But try telling to a 23 year old she's ten years too young to want a spouse to share a life with and please use words I can quote.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

Ignore her.

She's old, annoying, cranky and will die with her cats.

I have so many that my face will be a buffet for them all.

[SheaButter]

LUPS! How do I submit my friend??? Ha! I'm not sure if this was a joke, I didn't read all the way thru 17 pages...

He's a Michael Phelps replica... (definitely not joking). From Seattle. Boom! Drops mic

[13M5F10]

Originally Posted by Lups

I would agree with you fully but she's such an old soul. Three siblings all being 10years older or more, and I'm sure I didn't help at any way either.

And it's not like she isn't asked out, she hasn't dated, or she hasn't had her fun but it's not what she wants.

This thread as usual went to shit but I truly was asking where the tall(ish) smart men hide today. We're going for an night out soon (got postponed) and I have no clue where to take her.

We will have fun anywhere, but she isn't one who's just go for a night of comfort.

I'll be happy in a kafka reading, so will she be, or in a bar dancing on a table. But try telling to a 23 year old she's ten years too young to want a spouse to share a life with and please use words I can quote.

hahah - I hear you - If I wasn't married, Id get on a plane and join you guys. 6'4", brown hair, blue eyes, and 70/30 nice guy . hahaha

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