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      10-23-2007, 12:41 PM   #3697
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Ughh..I just hate thinking about it..As much porn as I watch...I dont see how those hoes can let a guy do that...First guy to nut in my face..I'll bite his dick off....
sounds painful...
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sounds painful...
oww. mommy..
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oww. mommy..
i think your mommy is the last person you will be crying to.. im trying to find a dick doctor instead..lol
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yea.. im bored, dont want to be at work and still havent ate anything yet..
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yea.. im bored, dont want to be at work and still havent ate anything yet..
I just ate pumpkin pie and a lunchable
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i think your mommy is the last person you will be crying to.. im trying to find a dick doctor instead..lol
1-800-Dick-Doc?
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So this guy I'm trying to teach how to run a project...he looks at me and says "what's with the smirks and the laughs the last 20 minutes??"
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I just ate pumpkin pie and a lunchable
the weird thing is i know im hungry but i dont know what i want...
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So this guy I'm trying to teach how to run a project...he looks at me and says "what's with the smirks and the laughs the last 20 minutes??"
did you tell him hes a idiot...
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I just ate pumpkin pie and a lunchable
mmmmm.....pie.....
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did you tell him hes a idiot...
I'd like to, but he's too nice. Decent guy, service guy, but he's never going to get it.


"HE doesn't get it. He's never going to get it! The damn cows can program the VCR now, and he's never going to get it!!!"
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I'd like to, but he's too nice. Decent guy, service guy, but he's never going to get it.


"HE doesn't get it. He's never going to get it! The damn cows can program the VCR now, and he's never going to get it!!!"
haha then dont go to hard on him then..
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Im sleepy...I need a cuddle buddy
body pillow? Blow-up doll??
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I want something that hugs back.
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I had ONE...ONE boyfriend that actually liked me for me and not for pussy....Put he was a pushover...he had to go....
OK, I have to jump in and comment on this.......you date guys who only want you for one thing rather than a guy who wants you for more who isn't an asshole? (aka a pushover?). Girl, you gots to learn.....
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OK, I have to jump in and comment on this.......you date guys who only want you for one thing rather than a guy who wants you for more who isn't an asshole? (aka a pushover?). Girl, you gots to learn.....
Its not that....I know I dont want a pushover but ....I dunno....:sad0147: I want someone who wants me for me and not my pussy but I dont want him to be a pushover....There that sounds better.
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Its not that....I know I dont want a pushover but ....I dunno....:sad0147: I want someone who wants me for me and not my pussy but I dont want him to be a pushover....There that sounds better.

I know what you mean - A guy that treats you with respect but has a spine too.
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Its not that....I know I dont want a pushover but ....I dunno....:sad0147: I want someone who wants me for me and not my pussy but I dont want him to be a pushover....There that sounds better.
OK, I hear ya'.........just be patient. Be happy with being single, and then the right guy will come along, but not for years. Relax, try just finding some good guys that will be by your side as friends, people to support you and help get through life.
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OK, I have to jump in and comment on this.......you date guys who only want you for one thing rather than a guy who wants you for more who isn't an asshole? (aka a pushover?). Girl, you gots to learn.....
i know nice guys always finish last..
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