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      08-01-2016, 03:50 PM   #36433
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Wait... FL... as in Florida? THE FL? Whereabouts!
THE FL. Like, "FL man arrested for riding alligator into Wal-Mart open-carrying AR-15".

Pensacola. Beach wedding. In August. I'm going to die.

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      08-01-2016, 03:54 PM   #36434
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THE FL. Like, "FL man arrested for riding alligator into Wal-Mart open-carrying AR-15".

Pensacola. Beach wedding. In August. I'm going to die.
Nice try noob... don't get arrested for that... pfft. Only if you try to ride it into a fancy place, like Sears.
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      08-01-2016, 05:24 PM   #36435
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Good deal, man. Know what you mean. I was home last weekend and I ended up changing the oil in dad's car for him in the street when it was 95* out. My aunt saw me and asked why they were putting me to work on my birthday, and he said, "He's in his element, just let him go."

Gonna drive to FL for a buddy's wedding in a couple weeks, stop at Jack Daniel's on the way down, about it. I'm not usually much for making plans.
Exactly, family mechanic. That's all I did when I lived at home, fix everyone's car. Lesson learned, dont tell anyone that you know shit about cars and work in secret on your own lol.

Shit man, swing through NC on your way back. Id come swing by and hang out when I come north but I'm literally driving in Friday, partying and wedding all day Saturday, then getting back on the road Sunday at 5am.
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      08-01-2016, 06:07 PM   #36436
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And I don't know what the video is going to prove... I can go to the house next door and video his schnauzer who's looking a little long in the tooth... Video don't mean nada... Still don't mean it runs right...
Tell me it doesn't run right

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Right after I started filming, the neighbor next door came home. Decided not to blow her ear drums out and kept is semi quiet.
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      08-01-2016, 06:29 PM   #36437
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Right after I started filming, the neighbor next door came home. Decided not to blow her ear drums out and kept is semi quiet.
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      08-01-2016, 06:34 PM   #36438
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Right after I started filming, the neighbor next door came home. Decided not to blow her ear drums out and kept is semi quiet.
1. Wait, wut? That was SEMI quiet?? Because, i'm not sure how you handle it when it's valves wide open, it was deafening...

2, If THAT bothers your neighbors or will blow out her eardrums, tell her to lower the sound on her hearing aid... ASBSECU E93 might be able to help her out...

3. I'm just going to leave this right here.......



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      08-01-2016, 06:44 PM   #36439
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@shoei - you don't know about this Hash and Rice BBQ in Columbia SC!!!
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Good deal, man. Know what you mean. I was home last weekend and I ended up changing the oil in dad's car for him in the street when it was 95* out. My aunt saw me and asked why they were putting me to work on my birthday, and he said, "He's in his element, just let him go."

Gonna drive to FL for a buddy's wedding in a couple weeks, stop at Jack Daniel's on the way down, about it. I'm not usually much for making plans.
Wait... FL... as in Florida? THE FL? Whereabouts!
Don't tell him RJ....it's a TRAP!!
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@shoei - you don't know about this Hash and Rice BBQ in Columbia SC!!!
I'm confident your arteries are completely fucked...

R.I.P...
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@shoei - you don't know about this Hash and Rice BBQ in Columbia SC!!!
I'm confident your arteries are completely fucked...

R.I.P...
Listen - you can't come to Cola and not have a little Maurice's BBQ! It's legendary!
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1. Wait, wut? That was SEMI quiet?? Because, i'm not sure how you handle it when it's valves wide open, it was deafening...

2, If THAT bothers your neighbors or will blow out her eardrums, tell her to lower the sound on her hearing aid... ASBSECU E93 might be able to help her out...

3. I'm just going to leave this right here.......

1. Yes, that was semi quiet. I only brought it up to 4.5-5k RPM. Still another 3k RPM left to go.

2. It doesn't bother them but they're really nice people and I wouldn't want to be an asshole with the revving.

3. I KNEW THE HONDA JOKES WERE COMING. DAMN IT!
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      08-01-2016, 07:04 PM   #36444
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Uh-huh. A user named jgoens instigated the whole thing... he basically got people formed up in a circle chanting fight... fight... fight... then he yelled : FINISH HIM... then it was over and they were both banned. I blame jgoens... I think he still has post traumatic stress from the skunk incident.
Ohhhh.. so that's how it is...I thought we were pals, but now you throw me under the bus. I see how it works. I said, in that thread, I never was thinking anyone would get banned--it was more for...yeah..watch them duke it out. But they got the race card going too strong. I'm feeling really sad now..I thought we were close to a bromance.
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Uh-huh. A user named jgoens instigated the whole thing... he basically got people formed up in a circle chanting fight... fight... fight... then he yelled : FINISH HIM... then it was over and they were both banned. I blame jgoens... I think he still has post traumatic stress from the skunk incident.
Ohhhh.. so that's how it is...I thought we were pals, but now you throw me under the bus. I see how it works. I said, in that thread, I never was thinking anyone would get banned--it was more for...yeah..watch them duke it out. But they got the race card going too strong. I'm feeling really sad now..I thought we were close to a bromance.
woah you're supposed to be banned dude...

HE HAS RISEN!! The ghost has risen from the ashes of jgoens!!!

Hide yo dogs, hide yo cats, they "swiper don't swipe"n errybody out chea
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So did grimlock get a permi-ban or a temp like Verbiage ?
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So did grimlock get a permi-ban or a temp like Verbiage ?
Not sure anyone on here knows, bhai.

Not many people are close to grimmey IRL like they are with Verb. Lol

Guess we'll find out in 4 days?
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ANY IDEA?

Any idea what these shoes are??

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Pics of said football sized burrito please!
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So good....
Why does everything on your plate look like the aftermath of someone who just had some bad tacos from some sketchy ass taco cart in Tijuana??
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Pixelated and blurry... That's what kind of shoes they are...
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