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      07-29-2016, 07:13 AM   #36191
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Yo shoei I'm entering you to that show on E called botched to fix your chinky eyes, cool?

(Sorry binge watching it for the first time- and just wanted to say that)
How many times !!! How many times !!!!

Regardless, at least I'm not gonna be a pansy about weather in AUGUST...

Leave Bowser with me... He can't sit in the car cross country... He needs a male figure in his life, not a mommy anyways...
Listen penis breath, I'd rather be safe than sorry and ask- I've only been out there really during harsh weather seasons. If it were the Yaris, I wouldn't care - but the i8 is a littttttlllleeee more expensive you affluent fuck.

I asked bowser if it was ok he stay with you, and he said he'd rather eat dry food. He also said he's scared you'd look at him like he's a cheeseburger and try to eat him- so he's good with mommy.

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You're part Asian like I am, so therefore that yellow gene could kick in at any time and your desire for steamed Bowser could trigger...

You'd be better off in the Yaris at this point... Who takes a plug in Hybrid cross country??!!! There's too much crying for your high maintenance ass to survive a cross country trek... You may see this thing called rain and hyperventilate or have anxiety... Maybe even wind !! El gasp...
....and here I thought YOU were the sissy boy.....

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      07-29-2016, 07:32 AM   #36192
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      07-29-2016, 07:42 AM   #36193
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      07-29-2016, 07:44 AM   #36194
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Time for you to go pound some "Filipino Chocolate..." *shudders

No wonder you're so emo - Seattle... Enough said...

On the real though, not sure i8 is ideal for cross country and Bowser's already miserable in the backseat... Do you want your service dog to endure this for that many miles?
i8 is ideal for cross country. I've done a couple of 2000 mile round trips in mine with no problems. Well, except for all of the questioners during fuel stops.
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      07-29-2016, 07:45 AM   #36195
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@shoei btw people who don't know us probably think we're like super racist against Asians and hate each other
Wait, so you don't hate chunky bastards? Well who the hell is going to hate them with me not, they can barely see two feet ahead of themselves!


Oh and weather won't be an issue, North East states have some of the best driving roads in the country, not a single pot hole problem to worry about...., guhhhhhh
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Good morning beautiful. Tgif! How's the day looking?
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      07-29-2016, 08:21 AM   #36198
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Good morning beautiful. Tgif! How's the day looking?
Yes! This has been a long week. The day is looking good. Just calls and a couple of meetings. I'm watching Free Practice 2 for the German Grand Prix then off to a meeting.

What's up today?
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Yes! This has been a long week. The day is looking good. Just calls and a couple of meetings. I'm watching Free Practice 2 for the German Grand Prix then off to a meeting.

What's up today?
Sounds like a solid way to end the week. Doing anything good over the weekend?


Last day in Myrtle, about to catch some breakfast with the family, run to the mall and grab a couple button ups for some weddings coming up, then hit the road and head home to play some tennis with chick from softball team.
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Solid plan. I miss going to Myrtle. When I lived in Cary I went there all the time to work with one of my reps.

I will see the Bourne movie this weekend, hang out with my bro and watch F1. Still getting over the last of the bronchitis. Being sick sucks. I was supposed to die but I didn't throw out my meds fast enough. shoei is still really pissed about the whole episode.
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Count yourself lucky. I was going to haunt your ass throughout eternity.
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Solid plan. I miss going to Myrtle. When I lived in Cary I went there all the time to work with one of my reps.

I will see the Bourne movie this weekend, hang out with my bro and watch F1. Still getting over the last of the bronchitis. Being sick sucks. I was supposed to die but I didn't throw out my meds fast enough. shoei is still really pissed about the whole episode.
It's been real, no diseases or anything so would consider it a success.

F1 makes the weekend complete. Damn, that would have been one more persons belongings that I would have been able to split with him. Just need to remain patient I suppose.
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It's been real, no diseases or anything so would consider it a success.

F1 makes the weekend complete. Damn, that would have been one more persons belongings that I would have been able to split with him. Just need to remain patient I suppose.
Lol! You and Mr.SugarSkulls are on the top of my list to get my stuff. I'm going to sabotage anything that I leave to shoei and I'm going to haunt 1MOREMOD throughout eternity. He'll never be able to dial-in his suspension correctly...not that it matters that much for a driver of his caliber.

I think that covers most of my BP Will.
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Your right I could have pogo stick suspension and still whip dat ass
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Your right I could have pogo stick suspension and still whip dat ass
Blah blah blah. I'll Chuck Yeager you. Whip dat ass in my car then switch cars and whip dat ass again.
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Lol! You and Mr.SugarSkulls are on the top of my list to get my stuff. I'm going to sabotage anything that I leave to shoei and I'm going to haunt 1MOREMOD throughout eternity. He'll never be able to dial-in his suspension correctly...not that it matters that much for a driver of his caliber.

I think that covers most of my BP Will.
Yesssss! Victory! Before I was being greedy and leaving nothing to anyone, but since I'm included, you can have my motorbike and 50% of my fleshlight collection.
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Blah blah blah. I'll Chuck Yeager you. Whip dat ass in my car then switch cars and whip dat ass again.
You must he huffing paint this am.
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Yesssss! Victory! Before I was being greedy and leaving nothing to anyone, but since I'm included, you can have my motorbike and 50% of my fleshlight collection.
Yes!
We have to keep our stuff in circulation. The great collections of stuff assembled by great collectors of stuff, such as us, should not be lost.
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Only caffeine.
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