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      07-28-2016, 09:16 AM   #36125
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You have a pet jellyfish?
Nah, life is a beach I'm just playing in the sand. Soaking in some rays and swimming with the jellies.
Haha yes I figured
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So my jellyfish floating around right now, sketchhh
Dude... please tell me this doesn't mean something disgusting. I think I need a barf bag!
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Nah, life is a beach I'm just playing in the sand. Soaking in some rays and swimming with the jellies.
If you let one wrap around your pecker I heard it's better than a blow job, try it.
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seriously... are there a lot right now in the water... dangit!!!!!!
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      07-28-2016, 09:27 AM   #36131
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Dude... please tell me this doesn't mean something disgusting. I think I need a barf bag!
It's a new myrtle beach std, just came out this year!

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seriously... are there a lot right now in the water... dangit!!!!!!
I've counted 18 so far.
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      07-28-2016, 09:35 AM   #36132
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It's a new myrtle beach std, just came out this year!



Dude! You have to come try this! Electrifying!



I've counted 18 so far.
OK... relieved. I thought there may have been billions of "jellyfish" floating around you in the water...
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OK... relieved. I thought there may have been billions of "jellyfish" floating around you in the water...
Theres literally jellyfish everywhere, starting to wash up on shore n shit. You can see them floating next to you when you walk out into the water.
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Theres literally jellyfish everywhere, starting to wash up on shore n shit. You can see them floating next to you when you walk out into the water.
UGH!

Atlantic Beach area???
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UGH!

Atlantic Beach area???
Down at the state park right now. Blue flags out. Jelly mating or something.
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Just got zapped by a jelly twice on the left leg. Rotten little bastards.
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after all this VW TDi mess is settled - I am thinking about a 335d with a tune from BPC in Raleigh.

They are getting SICK numbers with a tune and exhaust mod!!
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after all this VW TDi mess is settled - I am thinking about a 335d with a tune from BPC in Raleigh.

They are getting SICK numbers with a tune and exhaust mod!!
No... We discussed this... Stop spending mine and ax's inheritance !!!
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after all this VW TDi mess is settled - I am thinking about a 335d with a tune from BPC in Raleigh.

They are getting SICK numbers with a tune and exhaust mod!!
Did you get any word from vw I haven't?
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after all this VW TDi mess is settled - I am thinking about a 335d with a tune from BPC in Raleigh.

They are getting SICK numbers with a tune and exhaust mod!!
Did you get any word from vw I haven't?
Yes - judge gave preliminary approval to the 2.0 buy back yesterday. VW site specific to register by vin is live.

Likely a October event when the buy back starts.
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Okay good to know
What year TDi, model?
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What year TDi, model?
So you're still planning on just giving me the TDI right?
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      07-28-2016, 11:55 AM   #36145
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Get one with lightning bolts.....hottest trend going right now.
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      07-28-2016, 01:45 PM   #36146
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Hey Axius - sorry dude, I'm getting almost what I paid for the car back, after 95k of driving!!

1MOREMOD - you'll break even...maybe
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