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      07-27-2016, 11:21 AM   #36037
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      07-27-2016, 11:24 AM   #36038
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This week.
Well manicured, nice sheen, definitely a woman of class.



With the matching M mug, for some reason I had a lingering feeling.
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This week.
Well manicured, nice sheen, definitely a woman of class.



With the matching M mug, for some reason I had a lingering feeling.
What's wrong with my coffee mug?
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Honestly never look at chicks nails. If they are long assume they are a priss and aren't useful.
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      07-27-2016, 12:00 PM   #36042
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Honestly never look at chicks nails. If they are long assume they are a priss and aren't useful.
But they are useful when you've got an itch on your back that you can't reach.
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What's wrong with my coffee mug?
Ooooooohhh nothing!

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But they are useful when you've got an itch on your back that you can't reach.
It's called a fork taped to a ruler, noob.
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This week.
How about having ///M logo painted nails or it's too much?
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      07-27-2016, 12:11 PM   #36045
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i think I hear fapping noises coming over the Atlantic...
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      07-27-2016, 12:13 PM   #36047
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i think I hear fapping noises coming over the Atlantic...
Oh man, those nails are so hot I can barely contain myself!
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Oh man, those nails are so hot I can barely contain myself!
Not from Myrtle... much further East (and North)...
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Not from Myrtle... much further East (and North)...
Speaking of myrtke, do you happen to know anyone who can treat aids?
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      07-27-2016, 12:18 PM   #36050
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No way. Those are way too ostentatious.
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      07-27-2016, 12:23 PM   #36051
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Just got an email from my cousin living in the middle of nowhere in Ecuador. She's the only one in the village with an oven. She made muffins and gave some to a neighbour, an old man who has never had baked goods before. Well, afterwards, she found out he didn't know how to eat it and he ate the paper
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      07-27-2016, 12:23 PM   #36052
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Of only BMW pulled an Audi for once...

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Would be sexy if manual.
silvergray545 likes his sex like he likes his cars... manual...
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Would be sexy if manual.
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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
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silvergray545 likes his sex like he likes his cars... he does all the work by himself...


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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
Agreed. Nails that long are
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