Parking Lot Morons

Car-Addicted · 07-18-2024, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

I can't laugh at this one right now, because some 16-year-old with a learner's permit killed himself driving into a parking lot light pole down near NYC earlier this week.....

"A 16-year-old boy killed in a fiery car crash last Saturday had only a learner's permit, according to the Department of Motor Vehicles. Police say Aidan Galeano, of New Rochelle, was speeding on Wilmot Road when his vehicle veered into a shopping center, collided with a metal light post, and burst into flames. He died of blunt force trauma and smoke inhalation."
A huge loss and completely unnecessary.

Parenting teens must age parents significantly.

asianF22 · 07-18-2024, 02:17 PM

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eliphil · 07-24-2024, 09:14 PM

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Lady Jane · 07-28-2024, 07:17 AM

Too hot? I'll just park in the shade.

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vreihen16 · 07-29-2024, 03:11 PM

Give this moron an A+ for determination.....

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Pauly Wauly · 07-29-2024, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Give this moron an A+ for determination.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLB1xfZjWro

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Hey, when you hungry, you hungry

CTinline-six · 07-30-2024, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Pauly Wauly

Hey, when you hungry, you hungry

I worked at a Dunkin when I was in high school. We had to replace both the drive-thru sign and the menu/speaker and assorted poles several times due to idiot drivers doing similar things.

Pauly Wauly · 07-30-2024, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I worked at a Dunkin when I was in high school. We had to replace both the drive-thru sign and the menu/speaker and assorted poles several times due to idiot drivers doing similar things.

That person is missing a few screws upstairs to do something like that. I don't understand what he was thinking. He must've noticed that the trailer was not going to get by without hitting the restaurant because he backed up. But he still decided to go ahead

vreihen16 · 07-30-2024, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pauly Wauly

I don't understand what he was thinking. He must've noticed that the trailer was not going to get by without hitting the restaurant because he backed up. But he still decided to go ahead

I believe that the driver (not assuming any gender) thought that the problem was with the trailer's wheels rubbing the curb, and tried to overcome the friction with a little

extra throttle.....

Pauly Wauly · 07-30-2024, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

I believe that the driver (not assuming any gender) thought that the problem was with the trailer's wheels rubbing the curb, and tried to overcome the friction with a little

extra throttle.....

vreihen16 · 07-30-2024, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pauly Wauly

It could also have been a bitter ex-wife, who was ordered by the divorce court to return her ex-husband's beloved fifth wheel camper.....

Maynard · 07-30-2024, 07:11 PM

This is becoming a Rorschach ....

Car-Addicted · 07-31-2024, 05:45 AM

And the Winner is: The idiot parking on not one but three handicapped parking spaces!

Police called after caravans parked across bays at seafront car park

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Pauly Wauly · 07-31-2024, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

It could also have been a bitter ex-wife, who was ordered by the divorce court to return her ex-husband's beloved fifth wheel camper.....

You`re killing me... and she had to go through the drive-thru to return the camper??

vreihen16 · 07-31-2024, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pauly Wauly

You`re killing me... and she had to go through the drive-thru to return the camper??

Given the amateur-looking "evidence" video that coincidentally documented the "accident" in perfect detail, I wouldn't rule the bitter ex-wife theory out and the whole thing being staged.

When I was in the hospital for one of my stays, I had a male nurse who shared a tidbit of medical wisdom. Whenever a female nurse is applying ECG patches to your chest, always ask if they were recently divorced before letting them stick them on. If the answer is yes, ask for another nurse because it's almost guaranteed that those suckers will hurt like hell and pull out clumps of hair when removed because they're bitter against all men.....

JeffL0 · 07-31-2024, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...Whenever a female nurse is applying ECG patches to your chest...

Last time when I said "now you warmed those up for me, right?" .. she giggled and giggled, I swear I heard "muwahahahah"

vreihen16 · 08-01-2024, 09:27 AM

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Last time when I said "now you warmed those up for me, right?" .. she giggled and giggled, I swear I heard "muwahahahah"

When I was sentenced

to cardiac rehab, both of the nurses were recently divorced. On day two, I asked them to show me where to stick the ECG patches and put them on myself from that day forward.

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Buug959 · 08-09-2024, 04:49 AM

RP

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Lady Jane · 08-10-2024, 08:14 AM

Somebody had time on their hands.

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Lady Jane · 08-10-2024, 07:22 PM

When you park by a puddle but don't want to get your shoes wet.

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