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      07-20-2016, 11:17 AM   #34739
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Also, since there are Obama phones, we are going to create Obama helmets. Free helmets (open face) for anyone in need!
These are programs that I can endorse with no hesitation, whatsoever!!
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Can we stop and think about this a second? You want track day insurance attached to Obamacare??!!
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      07-20-2016, 11:19 AM   #34741
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Yesterday was a pretty rotten day. I was sick, the dog had blood in his stool and a couple of other negative things occurred.

The icing on the cake is that as I was driving to pick up the dog in stop and go traffic on a 2 lane, the driver in a Dodge Ram (how appropriate) SUV was fuqing with her cell phone and ran into the the i8. I took the hit and managed to position the vehicle so that I didn't end up hitting the vehicle ahead of me.

Here are is the sad photo.
Ohhh....Wow ! I'm really sorry to see this on your i8, but it could been worse with a Dodge Ram .
Good to hear you are fine , wish you the best of luck with the repair .
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      07-20-2016, 11:20 AM   #34742
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Dank u mijn vriend , met mij gaat het zeer goed .

Ik heb je hier dan ook ondertussen echt gemist , en ik vroeg mij af waar je was omdat het reeds een hele tijd geleden is dat ik je hier zag .
Goed om je hier terug te zien...
Thank you sir, I know it's been a while. Really busy with this new job I've taken. Doesn't leave much time for posting. I come around once and a while and lurk.
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      07-20-2016, 11:20 AM   #34743
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Ohhh....Wow ! I'm really sorry to see this on your i8, but it could been worse with a Dodge Ram .
Good to hear you are fine , wish you the best of luck with the repair .
Thanks Philippe!
How are you doing today?
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      07-20-2016, 11:25 AM   #34744
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Thank you sir, I know it's been a while. Really busy with this new job I've taken. Doesn't leave much time for posting. I come around once and a while and lurk.
I think we went both with Google Translate ...Lol !
Good to hear you could translate my Flemish

Yeah...I know everything about it , jobs means these days that we need to work our asses off ..
Good to see you sometimes back on here my Greek friend
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      07-20-2016, 11:39 AM   #34745
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Can we stop and think about this a second? You want track day insurance attached to Obamacare??!!
Shhh. We'll worry about technicalities later.
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      07-20-2016, 11:54 AM   #34746
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Very cool. I wish I had the knowledge to do that kind of work. I always find that kind of stuff interesting.

And yes, I think owning a bar would be a bad idea for you. You'd drunkenly hit on every female customer that walks through the door!
Well, I do already kind of drunkenly hit on every female that walks through a door, only difference would be like "So yeah, I own this, wanna go bang in the walk in fridge?"

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Soooo...I'm afraid to ask but what am I getting assigned to?
Since you were polite and I'm feeling abnormally nice today, you can be Chief of Motorsport Activities.
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      07-20-2016, 11:54 AM   #34747
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Can we stop and think about this a second? You want track day insurance attached to Obamacare??!!
Shhh. We'll worry about technicalities later.
That's a pretty big fackin' technicality !!! Pretty sure none of us qualify for Obamacare !!
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      07-20-2016, 11:56 AM   #34748
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That's a pretty big fackin' technicality !!! Pretty sure none of us qualify for Obamacare !!
We are running the mother fucking country now. Everybody gets Obamacare except Obama and that cunt he calls a wife.
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      07-20-2016, 12:09 PM   #34749
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Last night, in a dream, I was given the honor to mop up the site where some kid had died. It was a memorial and they kept setting ice on the ground. I had an old pail and cloth mop that I had to wring out by hand. It was so sad, I woke with actual tears and sobbing.
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      07-20-2016, 12:14 PM   #34750
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Last night, in a dream, I was given the honor to mop up the site where some kid had died. It was a memorial and they kept setting ice on the ground. I had an old pail and cloth mop that I had to wring out by hand. It was so sad, I woke with actual tears and sobbing.
Damn, makes the dream I had the other night about moving back to NY and then wanting to come back to FL again seem not too bad.
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      07-20-2016, 12:17 PM   #34751
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I'm guessing it was a manifestation of LOI.


Or I'm just worried about Merika . . .
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      07-20-2016, 12:18 PM   #34752
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Well, I do already kind of drunkenly hit on every female that walks through a door, only difference would be like "So yeah, I own this, wanna go bang in the walk in fridge?"



Since you were polite and I'm feeling abnormally nice today, you can be Chief of Motorsport Activities.
YES!!! Axius is the best!!!
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That's a pretty big fackin' technicality !!! Pretty sure none of us qualify for Obamacare !!
Good point. We are going to make a top secret section of Obamacare that will house all of our motorsports activities. It can be like the first rule of Fight Club.
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Last night, in a dream, I was given the honor to mop up the site where some kid had died. It was a memorial and they kept setting ice on the ground. I had an old pail and cloth mop that I had to wring out by hand. It was so sad, I woke with actual tears and sobbing.
Wede, stop dreaming sad dreams.
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      07-20-2016, 12:19 PM   #34754
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^ OR, you just all get elected to Congress and it doesn't matter any more
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      07-20-2016, 12:44 PM   #34755
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Thanks Philippe!
How are you doing today?
Thank you , I'm good .
But it's hot in Belgium for the moment with 32° Celsius after a month of rain ..
Still a lot of work to do outside , but like I said it's too hot for the work .
Mow my grass...Trim the hedges , cleaning filters from my pond ect..
Actually I've too much work like usual
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      07-20-2016, 12:45 PM   #34756
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Guys, I need help motorcycle helmet shopping;







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      07-20-2016, 12:49 PM   #34757
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is the first one supposed to be an adult coloring book?
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      07-20-2016, 12:50 PM   #34758
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Guys, I need help motorcycle helmet shopping;







No... None...
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      07-20-2016, 12:50 PM   #34759
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They have a non-coloring book edition also;

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