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      12-04-2015, 08:35 PM   #3433
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Bimmette is sporty, Biorin is half yellow and short and Lups is meaty.

Yup.

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Bimmette is sporty, Biorin is half yellow and short and @Lups is meaty.

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This is bimmette



Here is Biorin



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This is where you kick my ass in the garage. lol

Any pics of you riding us? Taken from behind?
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This is where you kick my ass in the garage. lol

Huh...I was imagining different seat configuration...
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Any pics of you riding us? Taken from behind?
No, sorry. None from behind. Have one of you kicking my ass and a short video of me riding Biorin on a boring flat trail. (she tends to like the more rough terrain)
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? Enlighten?
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? Enlighten?
http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1192659

The secret Santa is closed, but we still are accepting donations to buy goats.
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Oh hell that would have been fun!
Well, a goat is 62 cad, and if you flip through the thread, you'll find out we women have have been horribly willing to pay for pics, where as men just pay goats straight up.
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Holy Shit Balls...157 pages...what's happening here?

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Holy Shit Balls...157 pages...what's happening here?

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We actually answer the questions.
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Here is Biorin



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This is where you kick my ass in the garage. lol

Any pics of you riding us? Taken from behind?
Us riding you ?

You have that backwards young lady!
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Us riding you ?

You have that backwards young lady!
He's doing all the work, so who's riding who?

And I'm a gender changer, I didn't tell you this yesterday. My Bp persona is a man since no of believed me to be a female.

Now my cover has taken a few minor hits, but I still maintain I'm a man. Most of the time.
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Us riding you ?

You have that backwards young lady!
He's doing all the work, so who's riding who?

And I'm a gender changer, I didn't tell you this yesterday. My Bp persona is a man since no of believed me to be a female.

Now my cover has taken a few minor hits, but I still maintain I'm a man. Most of the time.
Atook zug zug Lana
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Question for the ladies:
October 2014 I was honoured to stand by my friend as he took the plunge of marriage.
Here we are just over a year later, and his wife has drastically put on a lot of weight. (No kids on the picture)
How can he approach the subject without hurting her feelings? He says he still loves her and is still attracted to her, however is worried that she is already letting herself go.

Any thoughts?
I think playing the health angle on it could be a good one as well. Is she gaining weight just because she's eating junk and not exercising? If so, he could tell her that he cares about her and doesn't want to see her harm her body like that.
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Question for the ladies:
October 2014 I was honoured to stand by my friend as he took the plunge of marriage.
Here we are just over a year later, and his wife has drastically put on a lot of weight. (No kids on the picture)
How can he approach the subject without hurting her feelings? He says he still loves her and is still attracted to her, however is worried that she is already letting herself go.

Any thoughts?
What's causing it? I mean it actually isn't the dream of ours to get married and be fat. It's more usually the female dropping out of work and still eating as she used to. I'd take over the grocery shopping.

Ive been married for about ten years, my weight have gone up to 80kg (1kg per day for sixteen days of bloating in the last days of pregnancy) to 49kg ( I lose about 15kg in the first weeks, then my muscles take back the liquids and I look absolutely ridiculous all the way down).

Since I don't shop, I cant put on extra weight. Your friend might want to tell the wife they are on a tight budget.
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ATM?
Me? Probably abt 60-70. I haven't been on a scale since I was expecting the last termite over three years ago. Then I had the pleasure of being watched like mad for my mild nausea.

I am a bit tall though.

Is 141lbs even sounding the same ball park? I actually tried the scale I bought to my mil.
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Me? Probably abt 60-70. I haven't been on a scale since I was expecting the last termite over three years ago. Then I had the pleasure of being watched like mad for my mild nausea.

I am a bit tall though.

Is 141lbs even sounding the same ball park? I actually tried the scale I bought to my mil.
I thought he was asking about ass to mouth...
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I thought he was asking about ass to mouth...
That would've been too weird since he's an old ssott poster and a good friend of mine.
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