LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Murf993

A buddy of mine shared a joint with Ziggy Marley....I mean how do you say no to that.

Simple. You don't.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

So what's the lesson here?

Next time, don't use a frozen chicken.....

https://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag...hicken-cannon/

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Well done; however, there simply isn't enough information to deduct any of this. I do like where your head is at, as I instantly started calculating in my head as well. Here are my thoughts:

Power line height you have listed as 4.5 meters, yet the NECs industry standard minimum for attachment points on a telephone pole is 18 feet on line lengths up to 20 feet. Roughly 5' variance, not much, but considering the weight of the Canada Goose, this will greatly impact velocity. Also another point of consideration is random heights of power lines. Although industry standards are set, they are rarely often adhered to. Also, pole height and attachment clearance regulation vary depending on the location of the pole itself. Thus creating an undeterminable height from whence the creature fell, also thus making velocity inconclusive, which pretty much destroys all calculations after.

Also, car windshield height that you have listed seems accurate; the grade (downward slope/angle) of said windshield needs to be accounted for as well. The grade of the windshield will also effect displacement of force upon impact.

You have calculated the goose created a 5cm (= >2") impression in the windshield, I would imagine that this figure is conservative at best based off the photo.

Next in order to accurately calculate velocity, the distance is extremely important and without knowing the exact distance or point of origin of acceleration, it is difficult to determine whether or not this creature reached terminal velocity. Also further considerations must include drag coefficient, projected area and mass of the falling object; but it looks like you covered this in force.

I was about to go down the gambit of info in order to attempt to calculate what I could from this, but there simply isn't enough data. I will reverse engineer the shit out of this so stand back.

if a windshield has a tensile strength of 9,400 psi this would equate to 64810718.5 N/m². This raises a plethora of questions for me now that can not be answered based solely off the picture. 1.) At what speed was the vehicle traversing during impact, 2.) What was the internal temperature and external temperature of the windshield, 3.) At what trajectory or angle did this impact take place and finally, what hue of brown/consistency of mass was the excrement removed from the operators underpants post impact.

I'm in supply chain... only physics I took was freshman year of undergrad after which I decided engineering wasn't my thing.

Not sure what was in those brownies I had last night...

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Can't help but think about that WKRP episode.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!!!

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[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

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I'm in supply chain... only physics I took was freshman year of undergrad after which I decided engineering wasn't my thing.

Not sure what was in those brownies I had last night...

Eh, I bag groceries and live in my parents basement. I'm kidding. I just needed a distraction this morning. This seemed like a good one for about 2 minutes. Continuing to work on an unsolvable problem lost its luster.....yet I continue to come to work every day.

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Continuing to work on an unsolvable problem lost its luster.....yet I continue to come to work every day.

I just do it for the paycheck.... as long as I keep talking about this magical "future state" with the execs, they keep signing my paychecks.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

I just do it for the paycheck.... as long as I keep talking about this magical "future state" with the execs, they keep signing my paychecks.

Magical future state of supply chain? What a shit show. Just another day in freight paradise - living the dream

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

I just do it for the paycheck.... as long as I keep talking about this magical "future state" with the execs, they keep signing my paychecks.

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Magical future state of supply chain? What a shit show. Just another day in freight paradise - living the dream

Please get me my shit I've ordered!

I'm just kidding! As long as I keep saying the supply chain people can't get me the supplies I've ordered, I don't have to complete projects on deadline to get a paycheck. It's kinda win-win.....aside from the inactivity anyway.

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Please get me my shit I've ordered!

I'm just kidding! As long as I keep saying the supply chain people can't get me the supplies I've ordered, I don't have to complete projects on deadline to get a paycheck. It's kinda win-win.....aside from the inactivity anyway.

I see the beginnings of a partnership here...

Who am I kidding.... I'm not on the execution side anyway, you'll have to take that up with the distribution team.

I'm all about pie in the sky strategic bullshit. Where you get paid to fantasize and not actually do any work. And then at the end of the day you deliver some elaborate study recommending a sweeping overhaul which initially garners praise from the execs for "thinking boldly" and then gets swept under the rug and never implemented due to overarching bureaucracy.

I'm just milking the cow till early retirement.... just 20 years to go!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

I see the beginnings of a partnership here...

Who am I kidding.... I'm not on the execution side anyway, you'll have to take that up with the distribution team.

I'm all about pie in the sky strategic bullshit. Where you get paid to fantasize and not actually do any work. And then at the end of the day you deliver some elaborate study recommending a sweeping overhaul which initially garners praise from the execs for "thinking boldly" and then gets swept under the rug and never implemented due to overarching bureaucracy.

I'm just milking the cow till early retirement.... just 20 years to go!

Our jobs seem eerily similar. About 60% of the items I bring to discussion actually make a CapEx budget list. About 30% of those projects make it to completion. I jokingly make comments about how I get paid to shit post on here.

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I jokingly make comments about how I get paid to shit post on here.

I remember going to work before there were distractions... How I survived that is beyond me. Makes me shudder thinking back...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

I remember going to work before there were distractions... How I survived that is beyond me. Makes me shudder thinking back...

Before the internet and jobs held without the use of a computer, we made our own distractions. Work seemed more enjoyable then somehow.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Can't help but think about that WKRP episode.

I had to Google this. I wasn't even alive yet lol.

You still make my teeth sweat, though.

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Before the internet and jobs held without the use of a computer, we made our own distractions. Work seemed more enjoyable then somehow.

That's true.... Although I'm a lot younger... Didn't enter the workforce till 2008. By then social media had ruined everything, but it was blocked at work. So nobody had any social skills anymore and also no access to social media at work. They were dark times.

Now I work exclusively from home and just generally avoid human interaction.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Before the internet and jobs held without the use of a computer, we made our own distractions. Work seemed more enjoyable then somehow.

We launched rubber bands at each other in our shop.

[Morgen Black]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

We launched rubber bands at each other in our shop.

Bah, we had nerf gun wars in the office when the supervisor wasn't looking and boy did he get hit in the back of the head quite a bit.

MB

[Maynard]

Originally Posted by shoei

I had to Google this. I wasn't even alive yet lol.

You still make my teeth sweat, though.

Not growing up with WKRP isn't that old - knowing that they were parodying the Hindenburg crash in that skit is what really earns you the AARP card.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

I had to Google this. I wasn't even alive yet lol.

You still make my teeth sweat, though.

You crack me up. Kiss ass

Now get off my lawn. You weren't born yet in 1978? Damn, I was in HS.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

We launched rubber bands at each other in our shop.

Same! Rubber band wars, but in an office/furniture store setting. We also used to pull some pretty elaborate pranks on each other. You can't do that these days; too may "Karens" about now that won't stand for watching someone have a good time.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

You crack me up. Kiss ass

Now get off my lawn. You weren't born yet in 1978? Damn, I was in HS.

Don't matter. Plenty of things for you to teach me and vice versa.

[StripclubDJ]

These are amazing

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Same! Rubber band wars, but in an office/furniture store setting. We also used to pull some pretty elaborate pranks on each other. You can't do that these days; too may "Karens" about now that won't stand for watching someone have a good time.

Our resident expert rubber band shooter taught me how to put a spin on the rubber band, resulting in amazing accuracy, even at 30+ feet. It pissed off the boss, but we did it anyway.