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      07-15-2016, 07:34 PM   #34387
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It's SPICY GOAT time!!!!
Does Waffle know about this?!

Wait, where is Waffles exactly??!!
You don't know me at all

Waffles is being moved to the family farm
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      07-15-2016, 07:35 PM   #34388
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I need IT help!!! The cursor on my Acer laptop is wonky. If I'm using Word, it just keeps jumping around to the wrong line and deleting shit. I tried to use a wireless mouse but that won't even work at all! The laptop has a touchscreen which works fine but I can't do any work using only that. I tried restarting a couple times already. It just started doing this randomly. I can't think of anything different I've been doing.
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I think she watched some movies online or something?!
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I think she watched some movies online or something?!
JCVD !
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      07-15-2016, 07:38 PM   #34390
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It's SPICY GOAT time!!!!
Does Waffle know about this?!

Wait, where is Waffles exactly??!!
You don't know me at all

Waffles is being moved to the family farm
"Moved to family farm..."

Never to be seen or heard from again...

Dun dun duunnn... Oh hey, can you pass the bbq sauce please?
Go ahead....kick me while I'm down...
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      07-15-2016, 07:39 PM   #34391
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Alligator anyone...?
Had some last week on the cruise





Tasted like chicken and cheese
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      07-15-2016, 07:42 PM   #34392
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I'm fixin' to get my grub on!!
That's a really nice pickle ya got there.
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      07-15-2016, 08:15 PM   #34393
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It's clearly a blueberry tart. n00b.
Yeah I get what it is BRUH, but it's a pleb dessert, made for peasants with a lack of ingredients and skill!
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It's clearly a blueberry tart. n00b.
Yeah I get what it is BRUH, but it's a pleb dessert, made for peasants with a lack of ingredients and skill!
wow.
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wow.
What? I have sophisticated taste under and over the sheets. Not my fault.
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So says the sausage packing queen
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It is. It's her favorite color.
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Is free her favorite color?

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I'm sorry my friend but that sounds really cheap to me ..
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I got her a shirt.
I'm sorry my friend but that sounds really cheap to me ..
C'mon buddy..You should show more love for her..
Dude. You don't show love by buying things.
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I'm sorry my friend but that sounds really cheap to me ..
C'mon buddy..You should show more love for her..
Well my friend, the shirts wasn't that cheap (around $100). Also, there's a back story to it.
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