What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Haha... sorry. And... yes.

It's ok, buddy. I'll teach you how to talk to girls.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

He is already trying to lower your expectations on the amount of meat you will receive. This is not really a good sign.

Hmmm... back to back dick-size jokes...
#notpenisobsessed

You did call me hot and then claim I was a dude, so... #probablypenisobsessed

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You did call me hot and then claim I was a dude, so... #probablypenisobsessed

I also had Italian sausage for dinner last night... I think I may have a problem...
#trueconfessions #almostcertainlypenisobsessed

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You did call me hot and then claim I was a dude, so... #probablypenisobsessed

Wait. I thought you said you're a dude?

[Biorin]

This thread has made me so hungry for steak and sausage.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Wait. I thought you said you're a dude?

Not since the surgery.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Wait. I thought you said you're a dude?

He / She is not a fob tho so not in your dating / project pool however...

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I guess this is a good point. All kidding aside I should probably exercise more discretion.

Edit: it's moments like this where my conscience sets in and I feel bad. It's a good thing. I'm seriously thinking of cutting this one loose now.

For those whom are habitual like this, how do you stop? I was good for literally 1.5 years.

Start carrying a picture of your wife in your wallet. When you get thoughts, look at picture. Conscience should do the rest.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Start carrying a picture of your wife in your wallet. When you get thoughts, look at picture. Conscience should do the rest.

What about tattooing his wife on his penis?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This thread has made me so hungry for steak and sausage.

Hungry for sausage, eh?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Start carrying a picture of your wife in your wallet. When you get thoughts, look at picture. Conscience should do the rest.

But what if his wife is really ugly and annoying and that's what leads him to cheat? That picture is more like motivation.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by shoei

He / She is not a fob tho so not in your dating / project pool however...

Shoei. Believe it or not. You shook me up. Thank you. After 1.5 years and I relapsed.

My pool wasn't always FOB either.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

But what if his wife is really ugly and annoying and that's what leads him to cheat? That picture is more like motivation.

Dayum! Bimmette!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What about tattooing his wife on his penis?

So she knows a lot....but not every detail. Nor is she OK with it.

She actually suggested getting tattoo of her name on my shoulder.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by bimmette

But what if his wife is really ugly and annoying and that's what leads him to cheat? That's picture is more like motivation.

I mean, if his wife is ugly and annoying, and the reason behind his cheating, then their lies the problem.

He got married for some reason. Might need to take some time to figure out that reason again?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dayum! Bimmette!

Whaaat?!

I think you're probably just one of those people who shouldn't be married.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What about tattooing his wife on his penis?

You're a genius!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Whaaat?!

I think you're probably just one of those people who shouldn't be married.

I know..... Are you the marrying type?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I know..... Are you the marrying type?

No comment.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I mean, if his wife is ugly and annoying, and the reason behind his cheating, then their lies the problem.

He got married for some reason. Might need to take some time to figure out that reason again?

She's not ugly. And certainly wasn't in the past.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by bimmette

No comment.

Tara is a real n-word. She don't need no man.

#RecyclingPostsLikeABoss

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

So she knows a lot....but not every detail. Nor is she OK with it.

She actually suggested getting tattoo of her name on my shoulder.

On your shoulder? What will that accomplish? So when you are getting it from behind they (he) can see your wife's name?