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      12-04-2015, 05:16 PM   #3411
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In the words of the immortal poet Kelis, 'her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard'
Would my anaconda want some of that hun's buns?

That's all I want to know.
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      12-04-2015, 05:20 PM   #3412
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Shut up, Jake from State Farm.
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Yes. The new road bike.

My mtn bike is Biorin

And my trainer, the one that makes all the pain, is Lups

No bike named after me?
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      12-04-2015, 05:28 PM   #3414
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      12-04-2015, 05:43 PM   #3415
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OT is on point today. I've had many lulz!!
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      12-04-2015, 06:50 PM   #3417
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Saw this and instantly thought of Jade
What if I double lick chips and dip buttholes...?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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What is a mans obsession with a woman's asshole!!!!
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      12-04-2015, 07:02 PM   #3419
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What is a mans obsession with a woman's asshole!!!!
Me personally, or men in general..?
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Me personally, or men in general..?
You personally
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You personally
I'm personally not really a fan, but if she's into it - then I am a BIG fan
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Question for the ladies:
October 2014 I was honoured to stand by my friend as he took the plunge of marriage.
Here we are just over a year later, and his wife has drastically put on a lot of weight. (No kids on the picture)
How can he approach the subject without hurting her feelings? He says he still loves her and is still attracted to her, however is worried that she is already letting herself go.

Any thoughts?
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Question for the ladies:
October 2014 I was honoured to stand by my friend as he took the plunge of marriage.
Here we are just over a year later, and his wife has drastically put on a lot of weight. (No kids on the picture)
How can he approach the subject without hurting her feelings? He says he still loves her and is still attracted to her, however is worried that she is already letting herself go.

Any thoughts?
Buy her a gorgeous dress in a size smaller than what she is



Weight gain like that is not acceptable. He'll lose that initial attraction factor.
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      12-04-2015, 07:42 PM   #3425
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Question for the ladies:
October 2014 I was honoured to stand by my friend as he took the plunge of marriage.
Here we are just over a year later, and his wife has drastically put on a lot of weight. (No kids on the picture)
How can he approach the subject without hurting her feelings? He says he still loves her and is still attracted to her, however is worried that she is already letting herself go.

Any thoughts?
Buy her a gorgeous dress in a size smaller than what she is



Weight gain like that is not acceptable. He'll lose that initial attraction factor.
Is weight gain acceptable after kids?
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      12-04-2015, 07:45 PM   #3426
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Buy her a gorgeous dress in a size smaller than what she is



Weight gain like that is not acceptable. He'll lose that initial attraction factor.
Ooo sneaky!
I will pass on the advice.
Thank you
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Is weight gain acceptable after kids?
No. The moment you "let yourself go" means you no longer care for the other persons feelings and attraction towards you. It's selfish. Do your best to always look your best. It's simple.



Obviously if it's a serious medical condition that's different, but sheer laziness is unattractive
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      12-04-2015, 07:55 PM   #3428
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lets not get hostile now...everyone calm the fuck down!

Ok...post the pics...
Says the guy who appears in OT out of fucking nowhere.


SOMEONE GET THIS MAN WHAT HE CAME FOR!
Just stalking...but by all means! Get me what I want!
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Just stalking...but by all means! Get me what I want!
My picture was rejected
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      12-04-2015, 07:58 PM   #3430
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My picture was rejected
Put pasties on...
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      12-04-2015, 08:02 PM   #3431
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Shut up, Jake from State Farm.
Lock me in jill
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      12-04-2015, 08:26 PM   #3432
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I'm honored.
This is bimmette



Here is Biorin



And Lups


This is where you kick my ass in the garage. lol

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