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[Axius]

Lick her butthole, that'll drive her crazy then you won't be able to get rid of her.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Lick her butthole, that'll drive her crazy then you won't be able to get rid of her.

+1

Lick her butthole.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Will you take me to Red Lobster? I've seen a commercial for it but we don't have it here!

I don't eat seafood, but sure! There are better places tho :b

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

I never let a girl pay for anything, even friends. Habit.

99% of the time, I pay. The 1% is when she beats me to the cashier/bill. I usually buy desert/coffee afterwards.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Do you pull the whole, "It's ok, next time you pick up the bill." And then just keep paying for it every next time? Haha I pull that shit and it makes me laugh.

Every time lol. Sometimes she offers gas money. I just laugh.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I don't eat seafood, but sure! There are better places tho :b

I've been hitting the seafood lately.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Every time lol. Sometimes she offers gas money. I just laugh.

She can pay for race gas. That shit is $700/drum.

Racing my nemesis E63 tomorrow. He's got 550awhp and 670awtq. Meth and custom tune.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

She can pay for race gas. That shit is $700/drum.

Racing my nemesis E63 tomorrow. He's got 550awhp and 670awtq. Meth and custom tune.

Usually it's just veggies for me. Occasionally chicken.


Rolls costs a Benjamin per tank. Ferrari is about the same. The Bimmer is about $40-$50.

Tesla costs me $3.26

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Every time lol. Sometimes she offers gas money. I just laugh.

Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I don't eat seafood, but sure! There are better places tho :b

What???

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.

nah. Return the favor by licking her butthole as Axius suggested.



I'm trying to convince side chick to trim the bush. It's kinda 1970s sexy but gets a bit in the way of dining.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

One nugget: she's never done 69. Taught her how. Let just say she's now a fan.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I've been hitting the seafood lately.

Brilliant.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

nah. Return the favor by licking her butthole as Axius suggested.



I'm trying to convince side chick to trim the bush. It's kinda 1970s sexy but gets a bit in the way of dining.

I'm curious, is a username referencing your wife intended to be an ironic statement when you use it to discuss screwing other women?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.

I'll let you pay.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.

If I got to a place with a cashier, I pull out cash. If the cashier is smart, they'll take the cash.

If it's a proper restaurant, the host usually knows me, so I get the bill.

Lol. When she does pay, in laughter usually ensues

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

What???

Never liked it. Always been a chicken and veggies dude.

Usually Mediterranean food.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I'm trying to convince side chick to trim the bush. It's kinda 1970s sexy but gets a bit in the way of dining.

Real talk, I find pubes on chicks to be fucking nasty. I had this one Italian girl over..."Chiara" was her name, and things started getting heated. Yanked down her pants, and nearly barfed at what I saw. Not sure if that makes me a perv or not though

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

nah. Return the favor by licking her butthole as Axius suggested.



I'm trying to convince side chick to trim the bush. It's kinda 1970s sexy but gets a bit in the way of dining.

Things may or may not have happened that night.

Yeah, I typically like to eat my sushi on a clean plate.

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I'll let you pay.

Oops I think I forgot my wallet, money bags.

Originally Posted by Aatish

If I got to a place with a cashier, I pull out cash. If the cashier is smart, they'll take the cash.

If it's a proper restaurant, the host usually knows me, so I get the bill.

Lol. When she does pay, in laughter usually ensues

I don't know why it's so funny when the girl pays but I was laughing my ass off that night.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oops I think I forgot my wallet, money bags.

McDonald's it is!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I don't know why it's so funny when the girl pays but I was laughing my ass off that night.

Lol. It really is. Clever shit like that always makes me laugh.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm curious, is a username referencing your wife intended to be an ironic statement when you use it to discuss screwing other women?

Not at all. I'm just horrible. Like Hagar.

Edit: I am getting better. Sometimes I just fall into these things. It's sad. But enjoyable in the instance.