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      07-15-2016, 12:42 PM   #34145
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Eat that got damn dog in your sig so he can GTFO!

Edit: In a taco is acceptable.
Maybe it's less annoying on my little phone, but I like that cute doggie!
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And she ditched the guy who was all

when she was trying to
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And she ditched the guy who was all

when she was trying to
Lol who did I ditch now?
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Lol who did I ditch now?
The guy who was downplaying himself with the borrowed beater.
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      07-15-2016, 12:47 PM   #34149
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Lol who did I ditch now?
The guy who was downplaying himself with the borrowed beater.
Oh, I'll pass. Don't need someone making assumptions about who I am. Maybe I should start telling doods I drive a '99 civic hatchback- just to make sure they're legit.
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      07-15-2016, 12:49 PM   #34151
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Eat that got damn dog in your sig so he can GTFO!

Edit: In a taco is acceptable.
Um, excuse me, that "dog" is my baby boy and he suffers from epilepsy, his father left him when he was younger, and he's offended by your remark.
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Maybe it's less annoying on my little phone, but I like that cute doggie!
The dog is cute, but that head shake makes my head feel like it's shaking. Migraine central.
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Eat that got damn dog in your sig so he can GTFO!

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Um, excuse me, that "dog" is my baby boy and he suffers from epilepsy, his father left him when he was younger, and he's offended by your remark.
He's cute. Ignore them!
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The dog is cute, but that head shake makes my head feel like it's shaking. Migraine central.
Wut dafaq are you whiny babies looking at? I probably see it more than ya'll and I fall more in love with Rico every time I see him...

such a cutie wootie Wico
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Um, excuse me, that "dog" is my baby boy and he suffers from epilepsy, his father left him when he was younger, and he's offended by your remark.
I can tell, he's shaking like a scared little bitch.

edit: I assumed you were kidding... if you weren't I am sorry. A very little bit sorry, but sorry nonetheless.
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Oh, I'll pass. Don't need someone making assumptions about who I am. Maybe I should start telling doods I drive a '99 civic hatchback- just to make sure they're legit.
Just say you drive a Ford Pinto with a blown 383 stroker and see what they say.
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He's cute. Ignore them!
I'd hope so sexy, he's our child!!
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      07-15-2016, 12:54 PM   #34158
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Oh, I'll pass. Don't need someone making assumptions about who I am. Maybe I should start telling doods I drive a '99 civic hatchback- just to make sure they're legit.
I think that would have the opposite effect. They'll start telling you about how they always wanted an EK and what kind of swap you should do. Next thing you know you've got a clinger on your hands.
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Just say you drive a Ford Pinto with a blown 383 stroker and see what they say.
They'll say, "So you like NASCAR and Bud Light?"
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I'd hope so sexy, he's our child!!
Uh are you calling her bitch?
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he's shaking like a scared little bitch.

HAHA!!

Because you scarred him, so apologize, you monster!!

I WILL be protesting outside your house this evening
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Wut dafaq are you whiny babies looking at? I probably see it more than ya'll and I fall more in love with Rico every time I see him...

such a cutie wootie Wico
That damn dog needs to be put in a psych ward.
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Subway?
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She's my bitch and I'm her nigqa.
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I think that would have the opposite effect. They'll start telling you about how they always wanted an EK and what kind of swap you should do. Next thing you know you've got a clinger on your hands.
...., I actually had an EK hatch B18C swapped with nitrous.
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