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      07-12-2016, 04:54 PM   #33859
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1MOREMOD - It's bad....the black socks with deck shoes are the worst part...he has fully embraced 'Bad Grandpa"....

Just sad, really.
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I will pull a Walt kawalaski on you. Nobody buys it bro
I'll be able to Jet Lee your old ass by then.
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You are short I guess
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Your chicken legs will be shriveled and I will prevail!
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My pew pew will be larger
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      07-12-2016, 04:59 PM   #33864
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I already posted it above. CANGRKE70
Tara if you want that I read your reply you need to quote me personal , otherwise I receive no new notification and don't see it .

Anyway I thank you Tara for your info , and CANGRKE70 was the man and you are right !
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My pew pew will be larger
Is that some kind of sick homosexual advancement? Gross dude.
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No still walt vs zips
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Hey ///M Power-Belgium - some people are allergic to work....I am not one of those people...
Same thing here buddy , wiched I had that disease but don't got the chance ..
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I can stop bullets with my hand like in the matrix.
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      07-12-2016, 05:03 PM   #33869
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shoei - send me more pics of your new wardrobe....Tommy Bahama shirts and deck shoes

It's almost like someone is dressing you now...
You say this now... Meanwhile I has a pic of you feeding Waffles... Farmer John's outfit in full effect...
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shoei - Absolutely NO SHAME is my Waffles game

Can't say the same for you Looks like you're headed for a night out at shuffle board!!

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Hey can I meet waffles before they get deported?
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      07-12-2016, 05:11 PM   #33873
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I'm reporting you to the mods for being mean.
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      07-12-2016, 05:18 PM   #33874
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Hey can I meet waffles before they get deported?
This weekend might be her last as Mi Casa
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      07-12-2016, 05:19 PM   #33875
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I'm reporting you to the mods for being mean.
Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
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This weekend might be her last as Mi Casa
Nooooooo! I never got to meet waffles


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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
Jesus. There are no words. Someone call the presses! Old man alert!
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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
Jesus. There are no words. Someone call the presses! Old man alert!
You ain't kidding, Ax... Guess it takes awhile to use the cane to press the clutch to change gears...

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You ain't kidding, Ax... Guess it takes awhile to use the cane to press the clutch to change gears...

Never get in the car with him after he eats beans. I'm telling you from experience, pretty much passed out from lack of oxygen in the cabin.
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You ain't kidding, Ax... Guess it takes awhile to use the cane to press the clutch to change gears...

Never get in the car with him after he eats beans. I'm telling you from experience, pretty much passed out from lack of oxygen in the cabin.
This why he drives a vert? Air out the vehicle with a quickness?
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This why he drives a vert? Air out the vehicle with a quickness?
Trust me, it's not because he likes the feeling of long hair blowing in the wind.
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