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      07-11-2016, 04:20 PM   #33749
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Real talk right there...

And a lawyer... Have to have at least one lawyer in the group... Preferably Jewish... I dunno why, always seems more legit if they are Jewish...
Jewish lawyer is 100%.

Had a lawyer and got a plea bargain - pretty shitty one but best he could do at the time.

5 years later hired a Jewish lawyer, who just so happened to help the judge of the division of my case become a judge - the judge had to acknowledge this in front of everyone before moving forward that day - and he got all my shit vacated.

Jewish lawyer FTW.
Well, you just escalated to the top of the list of future interviews...

Paging bimmette we found someone interesting for you to interview... Let's start with the plea bargain and go from there...
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Real talk right there...

And a lawyer... Have to have at least one lawyer in the group... Preferably Jewish... I dunno why, always seems more legit if they are Jewish...
Jewish lawyer is 100%.

Had a lawyer and got a plea bargain - pretty shitty one but best he could do at the time.

5 years later hired a Jewish lawyer, who just so happened to help the judge of the division of my case become a judge - the judge had to acknowledge this in front of everyone before moving forward that day - and he got all my shit vacated.

Jewish lawyer FTW.
Well, you just escalated to the top of the list of future interviews...

Paging bimmette we found someone interesting for you to interview... Let's start with the plea bargain and go from there...
Need pixelated face and voice altered lol
Like someone in WitSec?!

Boring... Live a little...
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Pretty sure that after all the days foreplay, shoei and smoosh are eventually gonna bang and have gaybabies. Can you do a double wedding with sara and the Boston dude?
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Good. It is all in the open now. I hope you guys can work it out, but if not, you got it all out and did the best you could. And, as far as this wedding shit, no excuse for a next time. Now she knows she done fucked up.

And the car looks nice. As for tooting your own horn, dude, your a BMW driver from Long Island, if you can't be a douchey braggart, then who?!?
HAHAHA nah im like a humble guy, you can keep all the LI stigmas for the people that come from the city and invade LI in the summer!

And with the girl: yeah Im at peace now, it is what it is, Ive done as much as I can do. Whatever I guess. We will see what happens in the next two weeks.. There is a lot going on, it seems as though she is searching and scrambling to try to come up with something efficient too where we wont hate each other and frustrated because of the circumstances of moving, and other things. Appreciate you checking up!


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I laughed out loud and then I remembered I have four doors...
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Like someone in WitSec?!

Boring... Live a little...
I've lived a lot to catch that case LOL
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My friend just sent me this. More artwork for me wall soon...
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My friend just sent me this. More artwork for me wall soon...
Looks like stance happened... Where's verbiage?
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My friend just sent me this. More artwork for me wall soon...
Frighteningly close to "softy." Just saying. If I find your car in an alley and I have electrical tape - you're going to regret it.
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Frighteningly close to "softy." Just saying. If I find your car in an alley and I have electrical tape - you're going to regret it.
I should probably stop parking here then...
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I should probably stop parking here then...
My friend..There is something on the driver side mirror-cap .
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My friend..There is something on the driver side mirror-cap .
'Tis the reflection of the sky, my friend
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someone tell my why i shouldnt get the new dinan tune for my car
It's expensive, but that isn't stopping me.
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someone tell my why i shouldnt get the new dinan tune for my car
Because you need only the best and that's BPM .
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'Tis the reflection of the sky, my friend
From what I see here in Belgium , that's a strange reflection .
Anyway the car looks really good and clean !
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Because you need only the best and that's BPM .
Its 300 for Bluetooth, +4 psi and 3 modes...connects to the MAP sensor.

30/40 at wheels I think.
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Because you need only the best and that's BPM .
Its 300 for Bluetooth, +4 psi and 3 modes...connects to the MAP sensor.

30/40 at wheels I think.
That's not bad at all, thought it was $600.
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Its 300 for Bluetooth, +4 psi and 3 modes...connects to the MAP sensor.

30/40 at wheels I think.
Nice gain Mike
For me it was about 1.8K for S65 engine tune and DCT software upgrade and some coding all was done via laptop remote cable tuning on OBD port .
Tune and coding was custom .
Thank God for Mike from BPM , all was in one word...Perfection !
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From what I see here in Belgium , that's a strange reflection .
Anyway the car looks really good and clean !
Thanks Philippe!
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Nice gain Mike
For me it was about 1.8K for S65 engine tune and DCT software upgrade and some coding all was done via laptop remote cable tuning on OBD port .
Tune and coding was custom .
Thank God for Mike from BPM , all was in one word...Perfection !
Hey fly me out, let me drive it
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Thanks Philippe!
Thank "you" my friend

Need to wash my ///M somewhere this week but the Belgian weather prediction is rain => Again !
Washing my car for hours in perfection/style and then drive it in the rain and after 2 miles it is dirty again !
No thank you !

And when the weather is nice and I floor it...After 15 miles the front bumper and windshield looks black from the bug explosions !
There is always something that really screws me ...
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