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      10-14-2023, 06:47 PM   #3345
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Love me a Tuxedo kitty, Artemis.
Looks just like our Brady, except for the drinking problem (solution?).

Tuxedos are special little critters.
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Looks just like our Brady, except for the drinking problem (solution?).

Tuxedos are special little critters.
Striking similarity.
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Is that the frank or the beans?
Uncircumcised patient. And once it's zipped, it cannot be un-zipped. Well, technically it could but it wouldn't be pretty and it would still require heavy sedation.


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Uncircumcised patient. And once it's zipped, it cannot be un-zipped. Well, technically it could but it wouldn't be pretty and it would still require heavy sedation.
Sounds like the poor chap got himself a significant magnitude score on the male private parts discomfort scale.

But likely still not as terrifying as the "Where is the money?" ferret scene from the hilarious "The Big Lebowski" movie (1998):

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Sounds like the poor chap got himself a significant magnitude score on the male private parts discomfort scale.

But likely still not as terrifying as the "Where is the money?" ferret scene from the hilarious "The Big Lebowski" movie (1998):
Watched this last week. Can't count the times I've seen it. The Coen bros best film IMO.

I was in Trader Joe's the other day and there was a man with the same hair and beard as Jeffrey Lebowski and I had to walk up to him and say something. All he said to me with a straight face was "the Dude abides." I was with my wife and she started laughing so hard she had to walk away.
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Watched this last week. Can't count the times I've seen it. The Coen bros best film IMO.

I was in Trader Joe's the other day and there was a man with the same hair and beard as Jeffrey Lebowski and I had to walk up to him and say something. All he said to me with a straight face was "the Dude abides." I was with my wife and she started laughing so hard she had to walk away.
Trivia: in the 'dream sequence' scene near the end of the movie, the actors played a trick on Jeff Bridges. Female actors had arranged with the makeup artists to stuff lots of hair inside their leotards to trick Bridges. So when Bridges glided down the bowling lane under the line of women, and was flipped upside as scripted, he was horrified by what he saw, while the film crew and actors had a good laugh.

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Trivia: in the 'dream sequence' scene near the end of the movie, the actors played a trick on Jeff Bridges. Female actors had arranged with the makeup artists to stuff lots of hair inside their leotards to trick Bridges. So when Bridges glided down the bowling lane under the line of women, and was flipped upside as scripted, he was horrified by what he saw, while the film crew and actors had a good laugh.
I remember that scene and I remember the look he had. I thought he looked that way for a different and more obvious reason but I get it now. lol

PS - Glad you added that video to your post for everyone to hear his explanation and to see the look on his face.

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