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      08-25-2021, 03:31 PM   #33507
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      08-25-2021, 05:39 PM   #33510
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I have informed many that there is no g in sandwich and it’s moot point, not mute point. I have many others.

My wife (from Nicaragua) gets all the sayings wrong. She thought Survival of the Fittest was Survival of the Fetus because she first heard the saying in Miami and that’s the way Fittest is pronounced there.
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I have informed many that there is no g in sandwich and it’s moot point, not mute point. I have many others.

My wife (from Nicaragua) gets all the sayings wrong. She thought Survival of the Fittest was Survival of the Fetus because she first heard the saying in Miami and that’s the way Fittest is pronounced there.
I just audibly snorted. I just imagined your wife walking by an abortion clinic saying her catchphrase, oblivious, thinking she means something else lol.

"Survival of the Fetus!!"
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I just audibly snorted. I just imagined your wife walking by an abortion clinic saying her catchphrase, oblivious, thinking she means something else lol.

"Survival of the Fetus!!"
I heard her say it at least 1/2 dozen times before I finally asked “What did you just say?” We still laugh about it and I make fun of her every opportunity possible.
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      08-25-2021, 06:32 PM   #33513
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I have informed many that there is no g in sandwich and it’s moot point, not mute point. I have many others.

My wife (from Nicaragua) gets all the sayings wrong. She thought Survival of the Fittest was Survival of the Fetus because she first heard the saying in Miami and that’s the way Fittest is pronounced there.
I can’t help but think of that character from Modern Family. My mental image of Ricks wife will always be Sophia whatever her name is.
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      08-25-2021, 06:46 PM   #33515
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when you can use the same book for Christmas Shopping and pre-porn images and your Mom never knew the difference. Well, maybe my Mom did, she always thought it was odd that picking out my Christmas list in July ...

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I have informed many that there is no g in sandwich and it’s moot point, not mute point. I have many others.

My wife (from Nicaragua) gets all the sayings wrong. She thought Survival of the Fittest was Survival of the Fetus because she first heard the saying in Miami and that’s the way Fittest is pronounced there.
I can’t help but think of that character from Modern Family. My mental image of Ricks wife will always be Sophia whatever her name is.
Yeah let's go with that.
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This is why I will never say "I've seen it all".....

...but I will say not much surprises me anymore.....Now, given this is Quebec it will likely sell quickly because as they say the only thing that comes from Quebec is strippers (Chicoutami) and hockey players. My second ex-wife came from Chicoutimi...go ahead and ask what position she played.....might be the rum talkin'.
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Yeah let's go with that.
Uh huh. I'm going down to your place for dinner whether you like it or not.
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Love to see this in action......
Reminds me of this dude I saw in China a few years back.


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