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      08-18-2021, 09:55 AM   #33309
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^^^ Lost on this one as well. Hell, post it in all of them, that tends to be the general idea anyway. What do bottles of vodka have to do with a divorce or LOL's?



This makes sense, however; where in the photo does it indicate that Phil was being presented with said photographic evidence? From visual representation of acts being performed in the photo, it appears that Phil has his hands full with other endeavors. Typically people tend to go with what is directly happening in photos for captions. Not what could potentially happen after....unless it is implied within the caption.

Perhaps something to the affect of "After seeing this photo, Phil decided that he should either stop drinking, drink more or party with corpulent ladies behind closed doors."

This could also just be a funny picture; without a fabricated caption that doesn't make sense with what is being depicted.



I'm a troll now because I didn't understand? I mean, I can start.....

I don't think you are a troll at all. I do think you have a distaste for posts made by a certain person North of here. Many of us find said poster amusing and just having some light-hearted fun on off-topic forums.

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Well then it shouldn't be too hard to come up with why having five wives could be funny ad lead to drinking.

Now I need to question your gender? Guess im lost also.
You're right. Name brands ARE hilarious. Pepsi makes me rofl and IBM makes me pml. guessing no one bothered to click the link as to where the name came from. Enjoy the humor not supported by the back story. I really can't understand how you guys find shit funny that isn't intended to be funny and isn't.

The vast majority of your posts toward me have been some form of the aforementioned jack assery. I'll chalk it up as you have forgot.
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Did I post this in the wrong thread?
Now that's funny!

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I don't thing you are a troll at all. I do think you have a distaste for posts made by a certain person North of here. Many of us find said poster amusing and just having some light-hearted fun on off-topic forums.
I don't have a distaste for posts made by that person, I honestly don't even have a problem with the person really. I'm just honestly trying to understand the posts. None of the posts above are directly at an individual nor am I attacking. Just trying to understand. I'll stop now and go find something else to look at.
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guessing no one bothered to click the link as to where the name came from.
I clicked on the link! Didn't read all of it but was interesting. Not sure if this was covered in the article but seems to bring up an interesting discussion on what justifies banning of sales because someone finds something offensive.
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I clicked on the link! Didn't read all of it but was interesting. Not sure if this was covered in the article but seems to bring up an interesting discussion on what justifies banning of sales because someone finds something offensive.
Right? Funny that a distillery, based in Utah, would be banned simply because of the name. Would it still be an issue if the distillery was located elsewhere?
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There seems to be a crowd around here that fall head over heels over stupid posts because of who it is whether they're funny or not. FACT.

Figure it out.
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There seems to be a crowd around here that fall head over heels over stupid posts because of who it is whether they're funny or not. FACT.

Figure it out.
Thank you. I'm just glad I'm not the only one seeing it. Jesus, I was starting to feel like Cyn-BMW last week for a minute.
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Right? Funny that a distillery, based in Utah, would be banned simply because of the name. Would it still be an issue if the distillery was located elsewhere?
I can't imagine it being an issue in most of the country outside of Utah.
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Right? Funny that a distillery, based in Utah, would be banned simply because of the name. Would it still be an issue if the distillery was located elsewhere?
I read it and it's a good example of how overly sensitive people are. I immediately thought it's because Mormons believe in polygamy so somehow they're offended by the 5 Wives label? It doesn't specifically state that, but that's the conclusion I made after reading it. I could be wrong but if not, what else could draw their ire over such a harmless name?

Also, the article mentioned Flying Dog Brewery and the Raging Bitch brew they make. Ridiculous that it's banned in certain places simply because of the name. I'm surprised they didn't mention the same brewery's Doggy Style ale. If you've ever seen that label, it's funny.
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Anything can be funny if you want or you can be a grumpy fuck and then its not. Which perspective you think better?
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Anything can be funny if you want or you can be a grumpy fuck and then its not. Which perspective you think better?
If my choice is laughing at things that aren't funny or being a grumpy fuck, I'll take grumpy fuck. I'd rather look angry than stupid.
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If I have had five wives, they would all drink. I'm analytical about everything. I like to understand what I read and find funny.

Driving weird conversation beats the shit out of what's been happening on here as of late. At least something is happening that doesn't involve pictures of food or cats. (Cue Esteban cat picture in 3.....2....) Can I not be bored at work and try to understand my fellow online peers? Come on Moddie! Where is your typical sexual/gender based comments you throw at me??? We used to be friends.
Leave me out of this... lol

There are tons of cat memes for a reason. People like cats. And people like to post memes about cats

And yes, I am that crazy cat guy, except I'm sensible about it and only have one cat instead of many.

I think King Rudi is having a bad day. I hear cranberry juice is supposed to help. Try some, you grumpy fuck.
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If my choice is laughing at things that aren't funny or being a grumpy fuck, I'll take grumpy fuck. I'd rather look angry than stupid.
I explained one way five wives could be funny if your looking to make it not funny youre losing also. Just being confrontational for no reason isn't a positive attribute is it?
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Its not hilarious but i can see how it can be perceived as funny, if your analytical about everything as you say then so can you.
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If my choice is laughing at things that aren't funny or being a grumpy fuck, I'll take grumpy fuck. I'd rather look angry than stupid.
How about a stupid, angry, grumpy fuck? JK

Not clever enough? Sorry, it's all I got.
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Also I'm the resident grumpy fuck, can't have my title.
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