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      10-12-2023, 12:08 PM   #3301
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Grammar test from 1967. Okay grammar police, are these answers correct?
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Grammar test from 1967. Okay grammar police, are these answers correct?
Goo goo g'joob
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Grammar test from 1967. Okay grammar police, are these answers correct?
My brother in Law answered a test in the 60s that asked, "What 3 things are guaranteed by the constitution"

Eat
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Be Merry
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This has to be one of the top 10 posts in this thread. It just hit me so funny.
I imagine the "Scobey Doo" look the guy had upon hearing that response.
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      10-12-2023, 03:23 PM   #3307
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Maybe an oversimplification but not by much.
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Maybe an oversimplification but not by much.
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My brother in Law answered a test in the 60s that asked, "What 3 things are guaranteed by the constitution"

Eat
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My dad was filling out a new patient form. When he got to the part about his sex, he wrote, "Yes."
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I was doing a kitchen reno about 10 years ago and ordered a copper farm sink that was pretty expensive as it was hand hammered. I remember being home when it was delivered by a guy wearing a brown uniform. He literally dropped it in the middle of my driveway as I was standing there. The box was crushed, and torn open. Fragile stickers all over and boot prints on it. He gave me this look like "oh well", jumped in his truck and drove away. I'm going to see if I still have the pictures of the box. Luckily the box was crushed into the basin area and the sink was undamaged but I was ready to take hostages.
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I was doing a kitchen reno about 10 years ago and ordered a copper farm sink that was pretty expensive as it was hand hammered. I remember being home when it was delivered by a guy wearing a brown uniform. He literally dropped it in the middle of my driveway as I was standing there. The box was crushed, and torn open. Fragile stickers all over and boot prints on it. He gave me this look like "oh well", jumped in his truck and drove away. I'm going to see if I still have the pictures of the box. Luckily the box was crushed into the basin area and the sink was undamaged but I was ready to take hostages.
Last year I ordered a pretty decently priced leather sofa from Amazon. No joke - it arrived smashed with holes in the leather, no packaging, etc. I told the driver I wasn't accepting delivery. He was only one person, looked at me with an "I don't give a shit" look and used the automated pallet system on the back of his truck to dump the sofa at the front of my garage. I about screamed at him not to dump it but he said he had no choice and for me to contact the seller...then he drove off.

Thankfully it was Amazon and they came the next business day to pick it up and refund my money.
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